Gastronomical Sadism

[LOVE]

"Homesick and desperation", I scoured my immediate area of confinement to find something worthy of eating. Sarma! Even in a tin I was saved, but when I open it fucking hoblutsi with dill. Трахни Україну!!. ...or was it a tin of dolmades that went rotten a lifetime ago? Really it cannot be told.

Once I cracked the tin I had to drain it somewhere, so to make matters worst I drained it on my windowsill. This was a mistake. A gentle breeze has since kicked up and my whole living space smells like cheap fucking soviet era hoblutsi. Shit stinks.

0/10, tastes like shit even for ukraine. Fuck life naggas, go hungry and weak without.

[millionsofdeadcats]

canned hobbits?  what?

[equanimity]

I dunno what those foods are!  You should teach us hehe.  Also it really sounds like you shouldn't have eaten it, whatever it was... :/

[Infinityshock]

I thought this thread would have more sexuality involved

[equanimity]

I thought this thread would have more sexuality involved

Gotta read between the lines

[LOVE]

Yes they are canned hobbit turds.

Cabbage leaf is first boiled relentlessly until all of the vitamins and minerals have left it and it is a sick translucent bile-like shade. Then these leaves are way more pliable, so they are tightly wrapped around dilled rice then consumed by a dirty hobbit who brews them in his stomaches for six months before shitting the semi fermented rolls into a tin with no labels, and selling it to you from a car when you are stopped at the traffic lights. The contents could be tuna, could be catfood, could be sarma could be hoblutsi that latter distinction is regional but very important. See here




Hoblutsi. Good times.

I thought this thread would have more sexuality involved

Are you going to the city with me tonight?

[Infinityshock]

No. The back seat is more than adequate