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Offline RisiR

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Re: Inducing death
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2014, 04:16:13 pm »
Fun Fact:

I've once smoked (smoked, not vaped) the biggest baddest hit of hash oil possible and it ruptured some shit in my lung or somewhere. Anyway, I coughed and coughed and the oil hit me hard so I throw up while still holding the bong. It felt like the smoke was trapped inside of me and I couldn't breath for a couple seconds that felt like an eternity.

Yea, I threw up/coughed a glass full of fresh blood from smoking a hit that was a bit too big but I was SO FUCKING HIGH that I didn't really give a shit about it. Nothing bad happened since.
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Re: Inducing death
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2014, 04:19:03 pm »
If you've gone on this long and you're still kicking after the bloody vomit you're probably fine there can be minor shit that causes that

Did you read any of my posts? Heart issues and seizures so I took a vasodilator and an anticonvulsant. My parents are squares and don't do drugs.

Then I imagine you got into one little fight and your mom got scared and said you're moving to your auntie's and your uncle's in Bel-Air?

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Re: Inducing death
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2014, 04:26:18 pm »
I assume you're feeling better now. Next time, before staring into a drug-induced abyss, write 'intosanctuary' in permanent marker on your chest. Bettter still use your own shit to write it in your shower/bath. If you still survive it'll only take a few minutes to wash away the filth. If you die we'll get 10,000 hits from the ensuing media interest. I'll even throw a wreath for your coffin into the arrangement.

Deal?

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Re: Inducing death
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2014, 04:36:45 pm »
Fun Fact:

I've once smoked (smoked, not vaped) the biggest baddest hit of hash oil possible and it ruptured some shit in my lung or somewhere. Anyway, I coughed and coughed and the oil hit me hard so I throw up while still holding the bong. It felt like the smoke was trapped inside of me and I couldn't breath for a couple seconds that felt like an eternity.

Yea, I threw up/coughed a glass full of fresh blood from smoking a hit that was a bit too big but I was SO FUCKING HIGH that I didn't really give a shit about it. Nothing bad happened since.

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Re: Inducing death
« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2014, 04:41:13 pm »
also nice the Admin is shit posting now

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Re: Inducing death
« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2014, 10:42:48 pm »
I assume you're feeling better now. Next time, before staring into a drug-induced abyss, write 'intosanctuary' in permanent marker on your chest. Bettter still use your own shit to write it in your shower/bath. If you still survive it'll only take a few minutes to wash away the filth. If you die we'll get 10,000 hits from the ensuing media interest. I'll even throw a wreath for your coffin into the arrangement.

Deal?

I'd write zoklet instead Still deal?
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Re: Inducing death
« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2014, 08:28:28 pm »
I assume you're feeling better now. Next time, before staring into a drug-induced abyss, write 'intosanctuary' in permanent marker on your chest. Bettter still use your own shit to write it in your shower/bath. If you still survive it'll only take a few minutes to wash away the filth. If you die we'll get 10,000 hits from the ensuing media interest. I'll even throw a wreath for your coffin into the arrangement.

Deal?

I'd write zoklet instead Still deal?

Write Zok's PI on your chest and the first round at your wake is on me.

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Re: Inducing death
« Reply #22 on: October 02, 2014, 05:02:35 pm »
Fun Fact:

I've once smoked (smoked, not vaped) the biggest baddest hit of hash oil possible and it ruptured some shit in my lung or somewhere. Anyway, I coughed and coughed and the oil hit me hard so I throw up while still holding the bong. It felt like the smoke was trapped inside of me and I couldn't breath for a couple seconds that felt like an eternity.

Yea, I threw up/coughed a glass full of fresh blood from smoking a hit that was a bit too big but I was SO FUCKING HIGH that I didn't really give a shit about it. Nothing bad happened since.

I DABBED HARD ENOUGH TO PUKE

PEOPLE CAN PUKE FROM NORMAL
BONG RIPS BUT IM SO BADASS I PUKED FROM BHO

THERE WAS A HUGE AMOUNT OF BLOOD

BUT FUCK IT

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Re: Inducing death
« Reply #23 on: October 02, 2014, 05:25:09 pm »
Friend of mine did the same stunt, i think.

He had a two-headed bong that was trying to kill him.
After the doublehit, he placed the bong on the table, got down on the floor, and looked like he was choking. Which he was.
He was gasping for air, and it pretty much looked like he was dying.

Apparently the smoke found a way into his chest cavity, where it would apply preasure to heart and lungs.
After 20-40 seconds, he was fine again.

A few months later or so, he decided to try again and failed again, almost died again.

Good times.


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Re: Inducing death
« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2014, 05:35:50 pm »
Use one of those thingys that they use to inject air intona body cavity during a laporoscopy...except instead of air use whatever vaporized happy smoke your heart desires