Can I please have little 'Guru's autograph? I mean with his awesome bat he is sure to be an MLB hall of famer. It will be worth millions then. You can send it to me via carrier pigeon so as not to reveal your precious PI. Ooo Oooo Ooo, or better yet I can leave plain brown paper bag with unmarked Monopoly Money in Lou Groza Field at midnight and you can drop the autograph at the outdoor municipal pool behind 11 Berea Commons.