I've had six sessions in a float tank now. And each time the only things that ruined the experiences were caused by the business owners.
I'm trying to get away from this diseased society in any way I can. Floating is one of them.
At first I was happy with the place. Everything looked down to earth an unconventional. Free water, green tea, and positive, calm-speaking staff. Let me let you in on something...
Psst? You ready?
Hey, you ready to hear the truth?
It's all a fucking lie.
It's all a scam.
There's no "hippie" culture. That died with the manson family. If you want someone with coherent, stable ideas and values, listen to what charlie manson has to say. If you want to live in a watered down, phony imitation of that, why not join today's hippie movement? I did, when I ventured into float tanks!
They're all about money. They're all about putting on a mask. They're not "calm". They're not "happy". YOU RUN A FUCKING FLOAT TANK BUSINESS. HOW IS YOUR LIFE ACTUALLY FUCKING STRESSFUL? THAT'S THE ONLY REASON YOU'RE CALM. The fact that they're stressing out because I was 5 minutes late for a session fucking proves that they don't have their emotions under control.
You're fake, you're phony, and you only care about money. Stop fucking "whispering", you fake cunts. Their customers have fallen into the trap with their phony smiles and pussy, fat faces.
But your own float tanks, people. Don't support businesses, big or small. Make a small ONT TIME investment by getting a float tank yourself, rather than spending 100+ dollars weekly at a business.
You won't find the previous customer's ear plugs floating in the water with you. You won't have to deal with talking to hippies every week. And best of all, you can float any time you want. No appointments!
