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Offline Max Headroom

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I CANT PISS
« on: October 19, 2014, 12:57:11 am »
2 BOTTLES OF ROBOTUSSIN YOU KNOW THE DRILL BUT WITH PIRACETAM AND I PUKED HALFWAY THROUGH I CANT PISS MY BLADDER IS SO DISTENDED SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE A SELF CATHETER SO I DONT HAVE TO GO TO THE PADDED ROOM CRISIS UNIT FOR 1000 HOURS JUST BECAUSE
I can't piss.
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This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.

Offline BallsDeep69

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Re: I CANT PISS
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2014, 12:59:28 am »
Cut your dick off. It'll all go right out.
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Re: I CANT PISS
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2014, 01:00:21 am »
Relax.  And focus on peeing.  But mostly just relax.  This should have been posted in HB, so it's getting locked and moved to NIMF.
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