Why can't I just win a shitload of money?

[Ragus]

Why can't I just win a shitload of money that would the best feeling ever man when you find out you got all that money shit and its nothin but good times ahead...I WANT IT.

Shit, just winning ONE million would be awesome. Thinking about all the sweet shit that would buy. Why can't I? That money is just sitting in some bank account owned by the lottery not belonging to anyone, come on God, PLEASE just let some of that money out of the vault and get it to ME.

[Soso0]

I'd be good with even half a million. Or at least enough to get out of the situation im in.

[millionsofdeadcats]

I hate when I have a dream where I find a bunch of money or drugs and I am all happy, then I wake up and it wasn't real.

[Ragus]

I hate when I have a dream where I find a bunch of money or drugs and I am all happy, then I wake up and it wasn't real.

Yeah, me too.  I've been having a lot lately where I get a bunch of valium/addedall/weed.

[Soso0]

I hate when I have a dream where I find a bunch of money or drugs and I am all happy, then I wake up and it wasn't real.

Yeah, me too.  I've been having a lot lately where I get a bunch of valium/addedall/weed.

It fucking sucks. I wake up all sad. Same goes for those sex dreams only to wake up alone and horny