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Offline Suicidal Fish

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Kim Jong-Un: 'Missing' Leader May Have Gout
« on: October 01, 2014, 01:53:07 am »
It would be funnier if he had aspergers but I will take Gout

http://news.sky.com/story/1342608/kim-jong-un-missing-leader-may-have-gout
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Re: Kim Jong-Un: 'Missing' Leader May Have Gout
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2014, 02:02:58 am »
You know the DPRK is a shitty country when the oh great reader gets a fucking Charlie Chaplin disease. The gout is basically phased away in every developed nation and in the DPRK they can't even prevent their reader from getting it. America would never elect a guy in a wheelchair ever again, lol.

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Re: Kim Jong-Un: 'Missing' Leader May Have Gout
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2014, 02:43:40 am »
Kim Jong-Un can't kick it
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Re: Kim Jong-Un: 'Missing' Leader May Have Gout
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Re: Kim Jong-Un: 'Missing' Leader May Have Gout
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2014, 09:26:11 am »
I wonder if the North Korean doctors even know what the fuck gout is
Just like totse, you show up one day to find everything has gone to shit a week before