your car crash stories?

[jerome]

i've been lucky enough to not have caused car to car crashes (or i like to think i'm a pretteh good driver.) i don't have any good stories really. once i was chilling at a stop light and this metro bus just drove into me. that was funny. once some dude swerved into my lane so i had to dash out during an 80+ mph speed, so ended up spiraling across the highway, luckily nothing bad happened. once i was an idiot and fell asleep, spun out, but hit nothing. the same happened when i was trying to rush home going 90 in rain, that was dumb haha. that's about it.

you guys have any interesting car crash stories you've been in?

[Michael Myers]

My friend picked me up at 7 PM in the winter or something like that. The roads were icy. So while we were driving he almost lost control and we could've ended up dead. We laughed about it afterwards. Great story. And I'm sure it's a great ice-breaker too. Other than that... no stories, no.

[jerome]

haha i still laughed reading it myers, are drivers good in switzerland? (i keep forgetting where you're at lol.)

[burroughs]

Not really an accident, but one time I was driving with my best friend down a wooded road at night. All of a sudden a deer started stepping into the road on our right. I don't know how fast we were going exactly, but we fishtailed pretty bad to avoid it. I was pretty frightened when it happened, but I kept my mouth on his throbbing cock the entire time.

[Infinityshock]

i was riding my bike along a dark road at about 55mph when a giant raccoon ran into the side.  somehow the little bastard got stuck, getting dragged for a few hundred feet until i was able to kick his ass off.  it rolled into the grass and the last i saw, it was running back into the woods.  to this day there is still raccoon fur stuck in a crack in my fairing.

[Calzone]

Was driving on the highway during the first snow of winter, there was no real ice or snow since it was pretty much melting, but I hydroplaned off the highway into a ditch that was about 20 feet down. Didn't have my seatbelt on, didn't have my license, but somehow the only injury i got was when i tried to open my car door and I accidentally dropped it on my finger. Shit's heavy, especially when your car is on its side

[Michael Myers]

haha i still laughed reading it myers, are drivers good in switzerland? (i keep forgetting where you're at lol.)

Yay!

And yeah the drivers are good I guess here in Holland. Much better than Pakistani ones. They ride like friggin' animals. There is literally no order.

[Nigger Nostrils]

When I was still a noob I rear-ended a guy because my brake fluid was low and because I sucked. Second time was when I tried driving to work while my windows were fogged up from the rain, and I took a left turn on a 4 lane road and ended up side swiping some asshole that came speeding around the corner at the last second. My car spun off the road and I ran over a small tree.
 
Those were the only times, not counting speeding tickets. I had a few close calls after that like fish tailing in the snow and almost crashing into some asshole that had really dim break lights at night while I was going 55 in a 50. He was making a left turn without even using a turn signal and I turned the wheel really fast and came within inches of hitting him.

[Pill Popper]

The best one was when I was drunk and totaled my genesis. Made a call to the wife she took the blame for the crash and I got away with a DUI and ICBC replaced my car and I had a ton of cash leftover

[mashleshmash]

I was in the passenger seat when my friend pulled out into an oncoming car.  nothing worth telling, really.

Tort was involved in a hit and run.