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Bad Ideas / stealing from peoples yards
« on: November 10, 2014, 02:17:50 am »
Swim wanted to steal shut from peoples yards, specifically bikes, how should swim go about this?
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Bad Ideas / Re: suicide via dehydration
« on: October 29, 2014, 12:37:38 am »Yo stfu this shittt isn't fucking funny go fuckkk yourself for realWhy suicide?
You should look in the mirror.
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Bad Ideas / Re: suicide via dehydration
« on: October 29, 2014, 12:36:42 am »Don't ever ducking give up and take the easy way out, people will just remember you as a pussy for killing yourself and you will make your loved ones cryVery legitimate method of suicide. Was actually looking into it myself a while back. Check it out:
http://www.tc.umn.edu/~parkx032/CY-VD-H2.html
But yeah don't suicide.
I was reading that site not an hour ago, actually
might suicide. might not suicide. who knows
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Bad Ideas / Re: breaking into surf shops
« on: October 29, 2014, 12:17:19 am »Just run in there and yell "Cowabunga dewd!" You'll sound like such a wigger, they'll think you are one of them.
-Balls
I'm a surfer actually and am really good so I know a lot about the idiots that work at surf shosp
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Bad Ideas / Re: breaking into surf shops
« on: October 29, 2014, 12:16:48 am »Which one? The ronjon by me never closes
Are you in FL or nj?
Fl. The one by cocoa beach
No way dude, that's the one that swim goes too, if swim knew you weren't a rapist and or wouldn't kill him and butt rape him, it would be cool to team up
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Bad Ideas / Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:38:01 pm »QuoteA tertiary plan involves kidnapping someone and forcing him at gunpoint to do a bank transfer to an offshore account, then to an international one. It'd be quite a heist and actually doable but realistically it's unlikely to happen as there are many variables that are unaccounted for until the time comes. It is entirely possible though.
Assuming you have an offshore and international bank accont, which you dont, but if you did, how are you going to get this rich guy to do this bank transfer to these two accounts tied to your name? Have him walk into the bank, gun to his head?
Even if you hired someone to do it, the bank accounts arw still in your name.
Kidnapping is a serious charge that carries some time.
You can buy them pretty cheap and getting fake docs is pretty easy.
wtf is online banking? wtf are transfers over the phone with verification?
You seem fucking dumb
All answers so far are really fucking lame and dumb. This place is worse than zoklet
You come here for help, then start calling us morons and insulting our site... pls go
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Bad Ideas / Re: SWIM NEEDS $185 ASAP ASAP ASAP ASAP!!!!!!
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:20:27 pm »If you had a car I would suggest shoplifting 50 lbs of copper fittings and selling to recyclers. I made 200$ in an hour doing this before.damn son how'd you shoplift that much?
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Bad Ideas / Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:16:57 pm »Be nice to the rich people, suck good dick, stoke their egos, and thank them profusely for the generous tips they provide. Remember the ones that tip you well and make sure to provide them with superior service. Be nice to the ones that tip shitty, dont provide then with the same level of appreciation as the good tippers, but only enough to not get yourself fired
And stop being a godamned nigger in thinking up ways to take advantage of people and victimize them. You have a good potential opportunity. If you suck good enough dick one might even hire you to a real job.
Youre a nigger, arent you? Only niggers come up with these sort of scams
Plz don't tell me everyone here is being serious about sucking cawkk
I have a feeling a lot of you are closet homos
BY sucking dick he means kissing up to the customers. Is English your second language?
No its not its my first but when everyone on here is talking about prostitution and sucking dicks I'm gunna think you're all gay
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Spurious Generalities / Re: is it a good or bad idea to like a girl's profile picture
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:15:07 pm »
Link her Facebook to here OP, she's just a stupid sloot
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Bad Ideas / Re: Taking advantage/Kidnapping rich socialites
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:12:23 pm »Be nice to the rich people, suck good dick, stoke their egos, and thank them profusely for the generous tips they provide. Remember the ones that tip you well and make sure to provide them with superior service. Be nice to the ones that tip shitty, dont provide then with the same level of appreciation as the good tippers, but only enough to not get yourself fired
And stop being a godamned nigger in thinking up ways to take advantage of people and victimize them. You have a good potential opportunity. If you suck good enough dick one might even hire you to a real job.
Youre a nigger, arent you? Only niggers come up with these sort of scams
Plz don't tell me everyone here is being serious about sucking cawkk
I have a feeling a lot of you are closet homos
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Bad Ideas / Re: SWIM NEEDS $185 ASAP ASAP ASAP ASAP!!!!!!
« on: October 26, 2014, 09:06:24 pm »There is no way you got that money without borrowing it from your mommy, unless you went through with your prostitutioni idea.
You mad I just made 185 in 2 hours? Yeah you mad
If you really have 185 cash, post a pic of it with your username written on a piece of paper next to it. Otherwise not only are you a 15 year old dumbass, your also a liar.
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Bad Ideas / Re: SWIM NEEDS $185 ASAP ASAP ASAP ASAP!!!!!!
« on: October 26, 2014, 08:58:58 pm »Swim is only 15 so doesn't have id, and what do you mean they legally can't stop you?
In most places, walmart employees cannot stop you from walking out of the store with something. If there happens to be a police officer in the area though, he can
False. Walmart employees are perfectly able to stop someone from shoplifting. The only restrictions would be store policy
Yep I knew it, that fuckhead was trying to get me into trouble
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Bad Ideas / Re: SWIM NEEDS $185 ASAP ASAP ASAP ASAP!!!!!!
« on: October 26, 2014, 08:58:23 pm »There is no way you got that money without borrowing it from your mommy, unless you went through with your prostitutioni idea.
You mad I just made 185 in 2 hours? Yeah you mad
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Bad Ideas / Re: breaking into surf shops
« on: October 26, 2014, 08:56:31 pm »Which one? The ronjon by me never closes
Are you in FL or nj?
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Bad Ideas / Re: breaking into surf shops
« on: October 26, 2014, 08:55:04 pm »
Places like longboard house or any local surf shop you have by you