Unwyred never did come prancing out of the closet did he?

He didn't have to, we all knew he was a faggot even back on &T.

I like them dead and partially decomposed.

It might help if we could all calm down just a little bit.  It's understandable if we're a little emotional from time to time, but if we actually want to come to mutually agreeable solutions it's generally best not to lose ourselves.

If we express ourselves calmly and sincerely try to understand where everyone else is coming from, our efforts move away from angry masturbation into the realm of productive expression.

HandOfZek, why are you even alive

What kind of faggotry is this

You obviously have no clue what a TLDR tag at the bottom is for.. And it literally took me less than 5 mins to write.. err.. type that.

Do you understand that you are profoundly retarded.

Hacking the site, leaking zok's PI, getting it shut down. Good times.

My first time was a bit forced.. lol, and not in the rape sort of way. I was in High School at the time, and my best friend had been going after this one girl pretty hard. She was a friend of mine so I did my best to try and get their hook up to go down (i was a good Bro like that).. Anyways, so I get in from school one evening when he gives me a call. Turns out she wants to meet up with him that night.. he's thinking it might go down.. cool cool. Well, turns out there is a slight catch (or two). Well first off, I'm one of the earlier people in my grade to get a car.. so he definitely wasn't going to be getting any unless I'm picking both of them up to take them somewhere.. pathetic I know, but I was a good friend. Anyways, turns out she wants to meet up with him, possibly do the deed.. but only if I take her friend. I guess now would be as good of a time as any to describe her.. lol

 I always start by telling people this.. She was hottest black girl in our school... and then I follow it up with.. She was the only black girl in our school.. lol. The community around here really isnt as blended as it is elsewhere. But to be fair, she was far from ugly.. nice girl, and definitely not ugly.. Definitely a little bit wild.. not wesley snipes black (sorry if that offends anyone).. more of a mocha? Caramel? You know what I mean..

 So anyways, I ponder it a bit.. I wasnt really down for it, because I was actually one of those guys who.. while seemingly a "player" of sorts, actually took inner pride in being the hopeless romantic type.. I played sports and went to parties, and then went home to watch anime and get on Totse.. Kind of a mix of stereotypes at that age, probably still am. Alas though, with a good bit of begging and promising to pay me back from my friend.. I reluctantly agree.

 So we go pick these girls up and we're driving around.. it's a small town, so.. driving in back and forth in a "U-shape" is more like it. We go down to the local park, smoke some ciggs.. goof around.. I forget how but  had some beads over my rear view mirror.. I think my buddy was the one who enticed them to flash us for the "Madii Gras Beads".. She has nice boobs.. light brown with dark nips.. lol.. I'd be lying if I said I wasnt a little intrigued.. still reluctant though.

 We drive around a while longer till my buddy finally concludes that we should go back to his house (should have done that ages ago).. We get there, and low and behold.. It's after 11, his step-mom is there by surprise along with his little sister.. his two brothers (who are always there).. and everyone is sitting in the living room in pajamas watching a "family movie".. Awkward?

 We proceed to his bedroom and chill out.. smoke a little weed and some ciggs and put on some music videos.. Then, we finally start flirting with our respective women. It's actually kind of funny, because I was initially rubbing ones leg underneath a blanket, and it turned out to by the girl that I was friends with instead of her friend who I was coerced into being with that night.. Anyways.. It's a small room, so I take to the floor with my lady and we start the usual make out business.. the tv goes off butthe music turns up a little bit.. I'm a little stoned but really not that much.. I decide since I've made it this far, might as well get down to it.. clothes come off, blah blah blah.. I used a rubber, you never know about shit, and it wasn't like I didnt expect this very sort of thing to go down.. Started with me on top.. some groping action.. gradually taking my fingers to the lower region.. I wasnt her first, so.. I dodged a bullet with all that pain/drama junk.. I finally made my way to the actual intercourse, and feel as though I performed quite well.. I was on top at first, but given it was dark.. a small room.. and my knees were burning up on the shitty carpet, we switched positions.. lol..

Now here's the funny part.. Where I was laying, directly above me was the little green light of a smoke detector, so as my eyes adjusted I could start to make out her shape.. and I swear, even admist what all was going on, I almsot laughed when she smiled.. again she wasnt super black, but in a dark room.. and i kid you not, the only thing I could see was a set of shiny white teeth.. and I remember thinking to myself (what they say is true.. you can only see their teeth).. lol.. She rode on top for a little while.. and honestly, she wasnt terrible.. I didnt get off, but since it was my first time I was trying to perform.. I didnt think about it at the time, but my buddy and even her friend comments some time later that I must have really laid it to her because of the "smacking sound".. you know when your balls make that smack sound when your really getting at it.. lol.. Anyways.. so after a while, we're both hot and we call it quits.. This probably went on for about 30-45 mins.. not all of that was sex, a fair amount was build up, and I learned from that day forward that condoms suck so incredibly much.. takes away all the friction, I dont care how tight it is..

 so we finally turn the lights on.. work ourselves out, and before you know it.. I'm taking these girls back home. They both say they had a great time.. laughing around in the back amongst themselves and occasionally the girl I was with rubs my shoulders and says flirtatious things for me. I finally get them home.. Im tired.. kinda in shock that this was.. "my first time".. Idk, maybe a little let down even, but I go back home.. It's around 3 or 4, and believe it or not, I have school in less than 3 hours..

 I cant even remember if I actually went to sleep or if I just pushed on through (I left school around 12 msot days anyways).. but I show up right as the first few buses are arriving and... I have no fucking idea how, but I go into the cafeteria.. probably less than 50 have made it to school at this point, when another one of my friends, comes up, sits down, and goes "I heard you had a pretty fun night"!!! I shit you not.. I still to this day have no idea how word got out so quickly.. This was before Facebook even blew up.. unless it was a myspace or bebo thing, which I hadnt really got into social networking at that point.

 As it turned out.. practically the whole school found out before the first bell to class rang. Hell, it actually made me quite popular amongst the girls because I suppose the black chick had nothing but good things to say.. so all in all, I didn't complain and came to terms with her being my first. It did however piss off the girl I had liked for a long time, but if she had wanted to make something happen. I allowed her ample opportunity.

 Oh.. I keep missing the big twist.. so.. As it turns out... again.. My friend and the chick he was supposed to fuck... didnt even do it. WTF! So not only did I try to do a solid for my friend, drove him around, tried to get him laid, took the chicks home, and.. in reality he and this chick laid there for 45 mins while I'm going to town on her friend (WTF).. and he doesn't even do it. He ended up being a shitty friend later on anyways when he fucked the girl I was talking to for six months, on a couch about 10ft away from me after I had passed out drinking because I was pissed that me and her were supposed to go to my house, and we went to a mutual friends house who she hadn't seen in a while.. I think she gave him pubic lice, so while he did to some extent take a bullet for me.. fuck that asshole.

TLDR: It was my first time having sex.. first time having sex with a black chick.. and first time having sex exhibitionist style (other people in the same room?)..

What the actual fuck. Why the fuck would you take the time to type all this shit up? Do you expect even one person to read a single sentence of this diatribe? Are you IWD? Are you currently on meth?