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News of the Sanctuary / Re: The New Rules (Currently in Beta)
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:24:16 pm »
Mormonism: Life in the key of Beta
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Oh the Humanities! / Re: Difference between Confidence and Arrogance
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:23:21 pm »
confidence test: DaGuru, PM me a picture of yourself and if you're not hilarious and pathetic looking I won't spam it everywhere
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Spurious Generalities / Re: I'm going to design a basic IQ tests for u n00bs
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:22:24 pm »
what a shitty IQ salesman you are
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Sex & Affection / Re: Tlkkin 2 da most r3@l3$T, $\/\/33T3$T & Prittyest grrl in da wrrld
« on: October 28, 2014, 08:21:51 pm »
I have a shitty fucking memory but goddamn, do I ever wish it was worse
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Sex & Affection / Re: Tlkkin 2 da most r3@l3$T, $\/\/33T3$T & Prittyest grrl in da wrrld
« on: October 28, 2014, 07:45:39 pm »
Ive felt like absolute shit the last 2 days because of this girls awesomeness converging with my cynicism/alienation with bormals/manipulativeness etc. etc. etc.
I will be talking to her tomorrow and I think afterwards I will feel like it was worth it big time
I will be talking to her tomorrow and I think afterwards I will feel like it was worth it big time
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Bad Ideas / Re: How I Paid for College
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:58:27 pm »
you're alright, crazzyass
I heard a story about a duck from a guy from north Dakota who was SWIMMING in a dream about fraud/darknet markets
I heard a story about a duck from a guy from north Dakota who was SWIMMING in a dream about fraud/darknet markets
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Oh the Humanities! / Re: Difference between Confidence and Arrogance
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:43:58 pm »
probly the best thread you've ever made
I saw that because I'm confident, not arrogant so I can admit you have some value
confidence is grounded in the world, arrogance is grounded in yourself if that makes any sense. I'm still trying to work on it tbh
I saw that because I'm confident, not arrogant so I can admit you have some value
confidence is grounded in the world, arrogance is grounded in yourself if that makes any sense. I'm still trying to work on it tbh
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Better Living Through Chemistry / Re: Tell me about your most intense drug experience
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:41:06 pm »speaking of cringe:
you're mad as hell at being presented with the fact that a throwaway story of teenage degeneracy is more interesting than the "most intense drug experience" of a mexican drug addicts life is more interesting. That story is borderline PI coupled with the "house arrest" comment. There's a lot more to the story really but it's super unbelievable I know and you're totally not mad and puking and crying
"I'm a real person!"
>says "nigga" unironically
>posts rap videos
"nobody is impressed"
>literally a vizier post
>implying being impressed was the point
>implying opening your door during a party and seeing a guys face all bloody and dripping while on E is unbelievable
>triple posts
cringeeeseisnesdjfnsdfsdfs
Aren't you a fucking meth head or something? I've only taken meth like twice but one was at a "burning man" type hippie fest which is a better story than yours but totally unbelievable because I didn't puke and shower and cry.
another time I took acid and went to a massive george bush protest of the Iraq war when he was in town, smoked salvia in a graveyard, took a fuckload more acid and watched some of a daft punk anime movie, then smoked more salvia in a parking garage then the next day people told me I was on the news in a massive flag tent in a drum circle like a faggot
Dont worry, this story isn't true, just like everything else I've ever posted because I'm a contrived internet persona herp derp boring
thread just got good
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Better Living Through Chemistry / Re: Tell me about your most intense drug experience
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:14:46 pm »
you seem mad
I wasn't trying to be antagonistic, it looked really cringey and the last sentence is "I cried myself to sleep last night"
objectively, it's very cringey
I don't even understand this thread really, I was basically high for 2 years, maybe more but the effects of teh drugz kinda paled in comparison to extrenious things that happened during that time
writing an essay about puking, showering and holding your GFs hand while crying yourself to sleep is GAY AS FUCK and incredibly boring. I ate a handful of E at a party at my place after getting arrested earlier that day then drank a shitload of Swish, wrestled a knife out of a guys hand who was mad because his gf was in the apt and he got his face put through the front window of the building by a couple guys, then he somehow came back up and I opened the door and his face was basically falling off, and the cops were coming so we all ran out the apartment and I ended up passing out on railroad tracks and waking up to my buddy fucking this skankbag who'd be a scourge on our lives for almost a year and resulted in me getting arrested again like 6 months later. That was when I was 19 and didn't even start doing anything interesting yet. Its a shitty story but still better than you crying and puking like a faggot.
I wasn't trying to be antagonistic, it looked really cringey and the last sentence is "I cried myself to sleep last night"
objectively, it's very cringey
I don't even understand this thread really, I was basically high for 2 years, maybe more but the effects of teh drugz kinda paled in comparison to extrenious things that happened during that time
writing an essay about puking, showering and holding your GFs hand while crying yourself to sleep is GAY AS FUCK and incredibly boring. I ate a handful of E at a party at my place after getting arrested earlier that day then drank a shitload of Swish, wrestled a knife out of a guys hand who was mad because his gf was in the apt and he got his face put through the front window of the building by a couple guys, then he somehow came back up and I opened the door and his face was basically falling off, and the cops were coming so we all ran out the apartment and I ended up passing out on railroad tracks and waking up to my buddy fucking this skankbag who'd be a scourge on our lives for almost a year and resulted in me getting arrested again like 6 months later. That was when I was 19 and didn't even start doing anything interesting yet. Its a shitty story but still better than you crying and puking like a faggot.
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Sex & Affection / Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:05:57 pm »I would laugh so hard if OP is the one who cheats instead.
Mormons confirmed for humorless retards
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Better Living Through Chemistry / Re: how much lorazepam to give to 13yo girl
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:05:18 pm »
I was addicted to lorazepam before and it caused trouble
didn't read
didn't read
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Better Living Through Chemistry / Re: Tell me about your most intense drug experience
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:04:24 pm »
cringe
I skimmed it and cringed wherever my eyes fell
I skimmed it and cringed wherever my eyes fell
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Oh the Humanities! / Re: What the fuck is an "African American" or "Asian American"?????
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:03:09 pm »
Newfies are "Challenged Canadians"
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Half Baked / Re: Nigger ducks
« on: October 28, 2014, 05:02:05 pm »
His "real world experience" is getting beaten up by Haitians in Florida which is arguably the stupidest state. You can just read infinityshocks posts and know he's from Florida he's so incredibly stupid, cringy and boring
I heard a story about a dragon who had a dream of someone SWIMming who literally had a Haitian crip murderer sewing his dry fit under armor shirts in prison
the head gurl from the arcade fire is Haitian too. All in all, decent folk
I heard a story about a dragon who had a dream of someone SWIMming who literally had a Haitian crip murderer sewing his dry fit under armor shirts in prison
the head gurl from the arcade fire is Haitian too. All in all, decent folk
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News of the Sanctuary / Re: The New Rules (Currently in Beta)
« on: October 28, 2014, 04:50:03 pm »
tried to type a reply but it kept coming up "kill yourself Arnox" over and over again