Quote from: Obvious Alt on November 24, 2014, 11:34:18 pm

Anything beneath 100% pure German is genetic trash. That's a well known fact.

You are Canadian.

cringe

I'm literally getting a 23andme done to figure out just how german I am. I think it's gonna be like 20% german, 78% scot/english and 2% nordic

Cringe? Really?

Anything beneath 100% pure German is genetic trash. That's a well known fact.

You are Canadian.

Wait a second...


Hmm, now I really wonder if a Mormon died in the Holocaust. I really hope so.

I just logged in for this.

Very nice.

Describe her booty, dawg.

Marry her. You were meant for each other. It's destiny.

Let's try to make it through this terrible winter,

I actually like winter. Do you have real winters with snow in the bay area?

I would probably disappoint and end up causing anyone to feel hurt, or at least very awkward. I am insufferable, horribly cold, standoffish, disinterested, and dysfunctional, a tendency to bristle when anyone attempts to get close to me. I've developed an uncontrollable negative reaction to human beings that makes me constantly look unapproachable, although cannabis and anxiolytics can help with that, but with side effects at the doses I need. I would probably need rehabilitation to reintegrate into society; a program they'd give to prisoners of war or those suffering from the effects of solitary confinement.

Haha, y'know, I think that's your appeal. You're really fucked up and I like that. We are also kind of opposites in that regard because I make people around me feel good for some reason. Like a social blowjob or something. It's really true. I avoid people as much as I can since a couple of years and I know some are sad about that. Yea...

We could also fight each other for fun.