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Meh - nicotine is boring as shit for me.  I'll smoke cigs/cigars if they're around but they've just never struck me as anything to get excited about.  It's like "Woo... yay, a slight buzz!".  Why waste $10 a pack for that shit.

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Bitch & Moan / Re: If I am considered a shitposter, then I will leave
« on: October 05, 2014, 01:43:34 am »
Why are you even asking if you're a shitposter?  I mean, who gives a fuck - if you break rules, you'll get banned - otherwise just keep doing what you're doing if you enjoy it, if not then leave.

On second thought, you're a shitposter - leave.

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Spurious Generalities / Re: i have a job interview and im nervous
« on: October 05, 2014, 01:40:52 am »
Just be yourself and be relaxed - if this is your second interview, there's a good chance you'll get the job.  I don't think I've ever had a second interview where I didn't get the job.

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News of the World / Re: Sperm bank gives out wrong sample- Hilarious
« on: October 05, 2014, 01:39:46 am »
I understand them being upset about the mix-up and I find it crazy there was a mix-up to begin with - but what is wrong with these dykes?  They should understand prejudice.  They probably just want the money from the lawsuit - hell, I bet they set this all up.  Fucking lawsuits.  Fucking dykes.

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Pfft, we'd have to define "societal bads" first and c'mon - do we really want to waste our time?

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Spurious Generalities / Re: this board
« on: September 28, 2014, 10:02:40 pm »
Needs more substantial posts and less ASCII penis.

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Spurious Generalities / Re: Just beat the shit out of this guy...
« on: September 28, 2014, 09:51:37 pm »
...for making my sister cry and grabbing my 8 year old cousin by the arm and pushing her down. Feels good, man. Flawless victory, too. Tracked him down because I wasn't there when shit hit the fan, and when I found him I dispensed with the bullshit and went straight to the ass whoopin'. Left the piece of shit bleeding on the side of the road. Goddamn, I needed that release.

A little backstory:

My parents, friends, other family all knew this guy. Construction worker, pill head, alcoholic. Not the kind of person that I choose to associate with, but their are those in my family with similar interests, so I knew the guy whether I liked it or not. To keep the TLDR to a minimum, the guy needed a place to stay, so my mom let him ride this old couch on her carport. Doors stayed locked at night when they went to sleep, and he was gone to work in the morning. Tonight my sister was keeping my cousin's kids for her when he came in belligerent as fuck. My cousin was asked to do something, but she was having trouble, so he went to help and ended up grabbing her by the arm and pushing her down. Now, I'm not sure which happened first, but he also made comments about my sisters weight that she overheard which made her cry. She's about the sweetest girl in the world. She didn't deserve to hear that in her own home. Anyway, my mom kicks the guy out then calls me and tells me what went down. I was out with my son's mom at that time, so we skipped the rest of dinner and left to go find his ass. Lo and behold, the first paragraph.

I'd say that I regret nothing, but I fucked dude up pretty good. I probably could have taken it easier on him, but whatever. He had it coming. I've wanted to kick his ass for some time now, and tonight he fucked up and gave me a reason.

What the fuck is wrong with construction?  Alcohol?  Pills?  Those all seem great to me.  If the guy was a fuckup, fine, but those traits alone don't make him a bad person.

I don't even understand what "My cousin was asked to do something, but she was having trouble, so he went to help and ended up grabbing her by the arm and pushing her down." means - did he accidentally knock her over or something?

Honestly, the guy is probably a fuckup - but the whole situation makes me think everyone in your family is some white trash, fuck ups as well.  They're probably just as to blame as he is - stop fucking having kids.

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fentanyl sucks

sell that shit to middle schoolers and buy some dope

Agreed.  Sell it - get some dope - slam that shit and experience true pleasure.

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You couldn't just write yourself a note?  You had to make a thread?

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