If RisiR/DaGuru/Spectre is to be believed, I'm Satan.
ELL OH FUCKIN ELL @ putting yourself on THAT kind of pedestal. Remember a few days ago I discussed you having a "god complex"? Perfect example right there, imagining yourself (mistakenly) of possessing that kind of purpose or power. And don't look now, but the last post where I compared you to anything was the very accurate description of a 3-legged mouse that chewed his own limb off because of his mind numbing stupidity. Couldn't be any more un-Satanlike if you tried. 
As for you IWD, I'd hate to see you leave as I still believe you are one of the better and more entertaining posters around here. Besides, you still have unfinished business in the mercy/forgiveness thread. So please forgive my outright selfishness, and show the rest of us some mercy and at least finish that thread to its deserved completion. Pretty please?
lmao
I'm trying not to laugh in rektonomix class
DaGuru, you are so fucking dumb and pathetic
It's not good to participate in a website where you laugh AT so many people's existence. Def weighs on the soul