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Bad Ideas / Re: best way to get money out of PP
« on: December 08, 2014, 05:19:11 pm »
i would totally do that to my dick if it reached past the black line.
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Bad Ideas / Re: What do you Seriously do When you Almost get Caught?
« on: December 08, 2014, 05:16:58 pm »During SWIM's early days as a shoplifter, SWIM had forgotten to take the source tag off of SWIM's recently stolen XBox. SWIM did not get caught as SWIM dumped the evidence, ie: the box & console in a nearby bin. As this was from an early Big W, SWIM wasn't charged as police couldn't prove SWIM took it. SWIM succeeded in obtaining the XBox but didn't shoplift again at said Big W for around 4 years.I have steered away from shoplifting. Way too risky. I miss the adrenaline tho
The End
Lesson: SWIM played it cool and didn't say shit that could identify SWIM's name, address, school etc.
If needed, make up a fake name ie: Jeremy, Frank, Jackson etc. NEVER and SWIM means NEVER shoplift within a mile of where you live. If you Americans are banned from the local Walmart, don't say I didn't warn you when you have to drive a couple miles out to buy toilet paper. If you're caught, stores WILL pass on information to other stores so let the heat die down before trying again. Sometimes stores remember you for YEARS, especially if the same employees still work there.
*I do not advise shopłifting as it is a very illegal and dangerous business*
same here. got caught two times too many. ebay is easier to scam.
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Money Money Money... / Re: If you had $1000 to invest...
« on: December 08, 2014, 05:09:25 pm »If you had $1000 to invest... How would you invest it?
In this situation you have No Debt, and your overhead is completely covered. What would you do with a grand?
keep saving. whatever scam you are doing is working. you need 100,000. i suggest opening a business that can be high demand.
i have all my own ideas for investing. recycling and the food business are two of em.
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Money Money Money... / Re: Thrifting & Flipping
« on: December 08, 2014, 05:04:13 pm »
i wouldn't touch furniture or clothing. you dont want to chance taking in bed bugs. same with used clothing.
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Bad Ideas / Re: Paypal 'Flip' Double Your money
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:45:18 am »tc this is called the three way paypal scam. its real simple.
you need either two or three accounts. depending on whether or not you want to withdraw to bank account.
put something up for sale
buy it
on seller account make sure to add a 1-day shipping service and ship the same business day.
once item is sold mark it as shipped.
funds will be available in ~10 days. i have had it as early as 8.
buy something or withdraw money.
open inr dispute. wait 6 days and escalate. you will always win inr disputes as long as they are files before 45 days are up and there is no tracking.
swim started with 200 8 months ago and made about 10 grand.
Had any issues with account linking?
sometimes. its pretty strange. happened to two accounts after i was done with them.
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Bad Ideas / Re: Paypal 'Flip' Double Your money
« on: November 20, 2014, 10:09:55 am »
tc this is called the three way paypal scam. its real simple.
you need either two or three accounts. depending on whether or not you want to withdraw to bank account.
put something up for sale
buy it
on seller account make sure to add a 1-day shipping service and ship the same business day.
once item is sold mark it as shipped.
funds will be available in ~10 days. i have had it as early as 8.
buy something or withdraw money.
open inr dispute. wait 6 days and escalate. you will always win inr disputes as long as they are files before 45 days are up and there is no tracking.
swim started with 200 8 months ago and made about 10 grand.
you need either two or three accounts. depending on whether or not you want to withdraw to bank account.
put something up for sale
buy it
on seller account make sure to add a 1-day shipping service and ship the same business day.
once item is sold mark it as shipped.
funds will be available in ~10 days. i have had it as early as 8.
buy something or withdraw money.
open inr dispute. wait 6 days and escalate. you will always win inr disputes as long as they are files before 45 days are up and there is no tracking.
swim started with 200 8 months ago and made about 10 grand.
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Bad Ideas / Re: what can be done if a person has a second identity?
« on: October 14, 2014, 01:57:16 pm »
so i open an account and max the hell out of the card. what kind of precautions should be taken? i know a few. dont park where there are cameras. wear disguises. anything else?
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Bad Ideas / what can be done if a person has a second identity?
« on: October 14, 2014, 12:51:27 pm »
i mean a second ssn and drivers license that both are in the system. i mean bad ideas type of shit.
i think opening a bank account would be one.
i think opening a bank account would be one.
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Bad Ideas / Re: Prepaid Card Fun
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:27:54 pm »
know what would be more fun? hacking gift cards and preloading them for free. but i dont know how to do that.
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Bad Ideas / Re: Turning credit into cash
« on: October 04, 2014, 05:04:48 pm »Fucking your credit is a good ideaSure is if you don't give a fuck about it. Why are people so worried about their credit, must feel good to feel enslaved.
while i agree, keep in mind that everything is affected by your credit. house, cell phone, tv, job, car. anything you can buy can be denied to you if your credit is fucked.
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Bad Ideas / Re: PayPal help
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:44:26 pm »The bank account has to be in the name of the paypal account or you can't withdraw to it. So if you just used a random named you won't be able to do that. You can make a new account using someones full info and get some sort of bank card so you can withdraw it. You could also buy something at target online and do in store pick up....wait a few days and return it and they give you cash.
thats not true. i currently have 1 100% verified stealth paypal adcount i use to withdraw to my personal checking account. i have had 0 problems and already sent about $5000 through it.
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Bad Ideas / Re: PayPal help
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:59:52 pm »Yo all those sites apparently still need a ssn
what site? ebay doesnt require ssn.
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Bad Ideas / Re: PayPal help
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:42:56 pm »
buy gold or something else of value on ebay.
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Bad Ideas / i have apple pies with a surprise.
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:41:12 pm »
bidding starts at 1 vag and a monkey.
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News of the Sanctuary / Re: A Small News Update
« on: September 24, 2014, 10:36:49 pm »Employment interview with a butler:
Q. Have you ever killed people consecutively before.
A. Yes. Yes, I have.
Q. How fast are you at jumping into closets, dark corners, and behind drapes?
A. I wear running shoes for sprints and bikini shorts for endurance.
Q. Did you receive a final paycheck from your most recent place of employment?
A. No.
Q. Were you in the will at your most recent place of employment?
A. Yes.
Q. How are you with knives, poisons, rope knots, deadly snakes, electrical wiring and large, heavy objects?
A. I actually took 6 years of intense instruction at the Academy of Better Butler Bad Guys. Everything was well covered.
Q Did your mother and/or father kiss you goodnight as a child?
A. No. Never. Please change the question.
Q. If you were to be hired for this position, could you deal with being stranded on a small island for extended periods of weeks, or even months?
A. Absolutely.
SpectraL tries to be funny.Spoilerand fails
credit where credit due its takes alot to post a turd and be proud off it
got a good laugh out of that.