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Half Baked / Re: This is what's good
« on: October 06, 2014, 08:25:37 am »
Don't smoke the weed, man. Take long walks, look at the scenery, doze off at noon, study at the library about things that capture your interest, read a fuck ton! Bake something delicious( eating a creation of your own always makes it taste better), start painting(even if you suck, it's therapeutic), watch a couple of bad movies, watch some movies you never heard of without any explanation. Write a story, write more stories, write a book. yell at neighboors cat, Have an intelligent conversation with a squirrel, be the eagle, be the swallow. Close your eyes and become the crane. Open your eyes and just stare at the mother fucking sky and wonder about it all!!

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Half Baked / I fucked up
« on: October 06, 2014, 08:16:53 am »
I personally didn't, But did you?

Tell us a time when you fucked up ( all the gory details). I know reddit has a version of this, butt! This is new zoklet version and you can give me a story that happened when ever the fuck it happened!

Oh and make it good, Reeeeal Gooood.

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Moving Pictures / any old movie fan-goers out there??
« on: October 06, 2014, 08:07:25 am »
I have been having a strong urge to get in touch with the roots that ended up paving the way for many movies nowadays. If you would be so kind as to recommend some great old time classics that would be splendid!

In particular, i am a big mystery and suspense fan as well as action and comedy. So anything up that alley would be faaantastic.

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Anime / Re: What made you turn to the anime side? o.O
« on: September 29, 2014, 10:35:54 pm »
"Re: What made you turn to the anime side? o.O"

Nothing, because anime is about the faggiest, most chink-ish fucking shit I have ever seen.  It literally makes me want to smash my television all to fuck with the piece of wood I use to block the track of my sliding glass door.

I think someone needs a waifu x3

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You Googled it you fucking liar.

You clever shrew.

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Anime / What made you turn to the anime side? o.O
« on: September 29, 2014, 10:29:13 pm »
 and also What was your first anime? What about it caught your attention and opened the door to sweet anime bliss!??

Mine was Inyuasha/ detective connan. I love the animation style and rich story line. As well as lovable characters and Great music! All around, it opened the door to a never ending world of even more awesome worlds to dive into. My connection with anime goes much deeper than just watching it. I will always love anime. And that's it, yo.

Tell us your story!

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Angst: Austrian movie which shows the mind of a guy obsessed with killing women.

The Life And Death Of A Porno Gang: An ex porn director gets the idea of a live porno theater, after failing, he and his crew travel across Serbia to do the same thing in small towns. The porno gang winds up doing snuff films. If you liked A Serbian Film, you'll like this one.

A Hole in My Heart: A dad, a friend and a hot slutty girl are doing an amateur porn in the apartment while the son witness all the sickness.

Chillerama: Gory comedy. A group of friends go to a drive thru movie theater and watch gore parodies of old movies.

Eden Lake: A couple wants to enjoy a nice weekend in a lake but some stupid chavs had to ruin it! Extreme violence included.

Basket Case: A guy keeps his deformed brother in a basket and goes to NYC to seek his revenge. Weird and sick film.

Street Trash: Really weird shit, the sickest movie I've seen.

Graphic Sexual Horror: Shocking documentary about masochistic extreme hardcore porn.

You can search and download sick and fucked up movies on this site: http://www.myduckisdead.org/

I wish i could thank thisss! Thank you for the suggestions i will check them out!

And as for beggoten, I get a sense it is about some sort of representation of the birth and death of god, mother earth, and mankind. But, i do love it's beginning quote.

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Sex & Affection / Re: Confession: I am a hebephile
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:20:40 am »
I say that what you should do, as you are getting older, or so you claim; is to get a white van with no windows. Now when you get this make sure it is of a older model so you can claim you have been in the business some time to the youngens. Paint it some shitty purple- blue color with the logo "le ugglatte!" all in cursive. Sell only uggs, leggings, and coffee at cheap prices while you drive around the school populated areas in which you live in. Play poppin fresh music the preadolescence teens can "relate" to so they will fall into a trance and cum begging you to stop the van so they can buy some of your cheap "goods".

Now this is where you make your move. With your fresh disguise, deceive them into coming into the van where they can choose from a selection of limited edition uggs, leggins, and delicious "coffee". Make sure they give you the money first, converse them a bit so the drug can take affect and then, ACTION!

Now you get to have your way with soft supple bodies while they have no clue or recollection of what is being done.

Then, after you are done, you keep the money and the supplies and they are left with a blank mind, empty wallet, and the smell of sweat and shame.

Everybody wins.

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Oh the Humanities! / Re: why why whyy!!
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:57:00 am »
Question: "Why?"

Answer: "The Jews"

Seriously. I can provide some enlightening literature on the matter if you are interested in reading for half an hour/pulling your head out of the sand.

Damn jews....DAMN RELIGION!

BUTT, Thank you for the laugh. And, honestly i wouldn't mind. This stuff interests me because it involves life and death. So i wouldn't mind being "enlightened" on the subject. Even if my head does end up getting stuck...

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Oh the Humanities! / Re: Is the unexamined life worth living?
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:53:42 am »
All life is worth living it's just that to experience potential richness of it it usually takes some mindfulness and examination to an extent.

I guess that's not really true, fuck your copy and pasted quote thread that's so open ended and vague it's pretty useless, maybe its intention was to be so broad that it HAD to provoke discussion so FON and obbe can come in with "wut is lyfe tho????" because they took acid once and vaguely remember what it was like *cringe*

Anyways, life is nasty brutish and short in the words of a lazy alcoholic, anything you can do to make it any less of those three things is good in my book

haha The point in posting this was to have a open discussion on the matter. I am studying this stuff in college and i just wanted to read what other people thought on the matter. No matter what anyone has to say, even if i disagree, i love to read/listen to others opinions and perspectives on the matter.

Butt, if i might add, I do find some truth in your first thought.

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Oh the Humanities! / why why whyy!!
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:48:58 am »
NOW, I know Others will disagree wholeheartedly, but i for a fact am a bit confused about the current situation involving media and isis. I get that the people of this country have the right to know what is going on with the war, but, honestly... Do we really have to make are war efforts and strategies so public?! If we REALLY want to kill of the isis group, we should not be boasting about it and what exactly are plans are; specifically what actions/ measures we are going to take, all over the damn media! Isis is recruiting people all across the globe and the fact that some of it's believers/followers are right here in the USA is a big indicator that we should not publicize all are war efforts. The word will spread, They can evade, they can move or take action to reciprocate ours. It is just plain stupid, and something should seriously be done!

If you have any thoughts on the matter, please share. Even if you disagree, please share your opinion!

Thank you.

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Oh the Humanities! / Is the unexamined life worth living?
« on: September 26, 2014, 01:38:09 am »
Just as title suggests, What are your thoughts? Is ignorance bliss? Should we evaluate every aspect and question all that we come across, or is it better to leave certain things as they are?

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It Came From Redmond / I need a new internet browser
« on: September 21, 2014, 02:34:11 pm »
So i have been using google chrome, and i believe it is time to move on. I don't like it as much anymore and it seems quite slow, considering how new my computer is.  If you have any recommendations, please let me know!

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Alright, get this...huge fucking centipedes.  Like the size of trains, think of how badass a centipede would be when scaled to a monstrous size.  Better yet, we could couple them with gigantic fleas, a flea could leap almost 200 yards in the air if it was human sized.

But its gotta look real dammit, CGI looks cartoonish/video gamish to me, I'll take the expensive animatronics any day.  And its gotta be ran through simulators to see exactly what would happen if a 150 lb flea caused the huge collapse of a church after eating everyone inside.  And no cheezy fucking slow motion effects, everything in real-time so you could see how fast a gigantic centipede would be.

And then at the end, the main character realizes he IS the centipede!

The ending to your story reminds me of a short video i saw on youtube some time ago about a man in a room trying to kill a fly/bug. And then it turns out that he himself is the bug and it just keeps looping like that. weird stuff but interesting nonetheless.

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Bad Ideas / Re: suggestions for Great gory/ disturbing/horror films
« on: September 16, 2014, 06:07:04 am »
i fantasize about being gang raped by a band of hairy hells angels while wearing a pretty pink tutu and screaming 'ram it in deeper, daddy...ive been a baaaaaad girl'

oh really?  perhaps you should advertise your needs on a fetish site.  i feel sure there are many bikers out there that would be more than kind enough to hook you right up with that

Now where did you quote that from??

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