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Bad Ideas / Re: How to hotwire something?

« on: September 29, 2014, 01:18:15 pm »

I imagine you wouldn't even have to SOMEWHAT know what you're doing to hotwire a golf-cart.

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DIY / Re: Savino teaches you how to build a knife.

« on: September 29, 2014, 01:09:45 pm »

OP, sorry about contributing to the bullshit, good job with the knife making, and good luck.

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DIY / Re: Savino teaches you how to build a knife.

« on: September 26, 2014, 09:28:17 am »

Is it a sword made of dicks, or a sword used primarily in the extraction of dicks? Please forgive my ignorance of the subject...

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DIY / Re: Savino teaches you how to build a knife.

« on: September 25, 2014, 08:18:15 pm »

Make me one of these plz:

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Spurious Generalities / Re: How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lighbulb?

« on: September 25, 2014, 10:19:23 am »

While this is a bunch of mad bullshit, I'm sure appropriate actions will be taken, but why would you publicly draw attention to it unless you yourself are an attention whore?

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Weapons & Combat / Re: Got me a Bokken

« on: September 24, 2014, 09:49:37 pm »

I was kidding about running someone through, the thing would make a sound whacking stick, the trouble is that theres no need for superfluous whacking in my life, so I'm left with a piece of wood.

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Games People Play / Uncharted Waters Online

« on: September 21, 2014, 04:20:48 pm »

Has anyone played this, and if so...is it worth spending money on? I'm going to be buying a new computer soon and was thinking about getting this title because I loved the series on console ever since I was a kid, and always thought that an online version would be badass...

Thinking about digging some emulators out and start trading firearms to the New World.

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Head Shrinkers / Re: Some advice needed for a character in a novel I'm writing.

« on: September 21, 2014, 04:07:06 pm »

Have him weld a steel pipe onto the trigger of a shotgun, and his plan will be to do a backflip through the stained glass window of a church during mass, and land with his feet on the pipe, thus blowing his head all over the attendance.

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Weapons & Combat / Re: Got me a Bokken

« on: September 21, 2014, 04:03:54 pm »

Quote from: Ninja on September 21, 2014, 03:24:40 pm

I would aim for the neck. It might not cut through, but it'll probably provide the most entertaining point of impact.

Actually when I wield it I notice an insatiable urge to go for the shin/knee area...

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Weapons & Combat / Re: Got me a Bokken

« on: September 21, 2014, 04:00:26 pm »

Tis a fine whacking stick indeed. I used to play around with nunchucks and tonfas and the like, the bank we all cashed our checks was right across the street from what we called, "The Ninja Store", and then further on the way home was "The Beer Store". I don't think we ever got a single security deposit back on the three places we lived.

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Weapons & Combat / Re: Got me a Bokken

« on: September 21, 2014, 02:43:54 pm »

Brute strength.

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Weapons & Combat / Got me a Bokken

« on: September 21, 2014, 02:30:29 pm »

Looks kinda like this, only its had some of the piss taken out of it. I did some work for a guy and he was cleaning his kid's junk out of his house, I said, whoa, that things badass, and he said, "its yours".