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Bad Ideas / Re: Getting my boss's boss fired
« on: December 11, 2014, 02:57:24 pm »
1: Consistently be a smart ass but not enough to get fired. This will get under his skin.
2: keep doing things to piss him off but not something you can get fired for, such as spilling coke on his office chair, or annoy him with being overenthusiastic about your job and annoy him with project details and costant updates late at night.
3: Finally, when he can't take it anymore, go into his office and complain about a coworker (lie)
4: when he goes to reprimand the coworker, make sure and have a video camera ready.
5: when you think he's about to step out of line with the coworker, kill him with a shovel.
5: bury his body with said shovel.
2: keep doing things to piss him off but not something you can get fired for, such as spilling coke on his office chair, or annoy him with being overenthusiastic about your job and annoy him with project details and costant updates late at night.
3: Finally, when he can't take it anymore, go into his office and complain about a coworker (lie)
4: when he goes to reprimand the coworker, make sure and have a video camera ready.
5: when you think he's about to step out of line with the coworker, kill him with a shovel.
5: bury his body with said shovel.
