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Half Baked / PROOF THAT I AM NOT A FAG
« on: November 28, 2014, 04:14:56 am »
I do not wake up every morning wishing that there was a big, hard, nigger cock up my ass just pounding away
like there was no tomorrow. I do not daydream about a bunch of nigger fags ravaging my sweet white ass while I beg and scream for more until they all jizz their sweet nigger man juice all over me. So there.

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Bad Ideas / Re: Free Stuff with Legit credit Card
« on: October 17, 2014, 01:00:59 pm »
Could have bought that stuff and just said it didn't arrive.

What an idiot.
I have done that also, plus fuck you! Bitchass.

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Bad Ideas / Re: Free Stuff with Legit credit Card
« on: October 17, 2014, 03:16:23 am »
Anyway...as I said, I did it with my own SSN and info, so there is no crime, just debt. No Feds.

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Bad Ideas / Re: Free Stuff with Legit credit Card
« on: October 16, 2014, 08:10:55 pm »
For $500, you're going to have the Feds strip searching your own mother. You're a douche.
If the feds ever come for me, it will be for much more. You do not know my mother, she would beat your punk ass.

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Bad Ideas / Free Stuff with Legit credit Card
« on: October 16, 2014, 01:50:02 pm »
Free credit

I will get right to the point because I hate it when idiots waste my time.
Here is what I did, not fucking shwim, me, fuck you feds…with a nigger dildo!
1.   I applied for a credit card from capital one using my very own information, totally legal.
2.   I used it on amazon to get things I wanted, including an MSR605 and 100% cotton paper!
3.   I got it sent to mom’s house in Jersey and she sent it to me.
4.   I never paid and they can suck my rooster!
You will basically be fucking up your credit for 7 years for some free stuff, $500 worth. Why do I not care? I have lived outside of the US for 12 years and do not plan to go back
Things you will need:
1.   Not giving a fuck about your credit(or someone else’s if you have lifted an identity)
2.   A valid SSN
3.   A place in The US to have things sent to
If you lack a valid SSN and where to send things to, I can be of help for a price.


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Bad Ideas / Re: MSR605
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:38:14 pm »
Here is an idea: get an international credit card, get track 1 and 2 with your MSR605, send me the info, I write the info unto a blank card with my MSR605, I use the card, you report the charges as fraud, it gets written off as fraud, we split the profit.

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Bad Ideas / Re: Prepaid Card Fun
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:10:04 pm »
Here is a much better Idea: get a real credit card, pass me the info and I use it thousands of miles outside of the USA. Once you get the statement, you call it in as fraud. It gets written off as fraud and you are not liable for absolutely anything. We split the profit.

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Spurious Generalities / Re: arnox wtf
« on: October 10, 2014, 05:49:11 pm »
Banning is for fags, real men take all comers.

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Bad Ideas / Re: Selling positive pregnancy tests
« on: October 10, 2014, 05:41:46 pm »
That is just plain fucking psycho!

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Bad Ideas / Re: MSR605
« on: October 08, 2014, 09:00:19 pm »
Having a comrade who can readily scan customer's cards in a smaller portable model makes the msr605 so much more valuable.

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Bitch & Moan / Re: Thinking about killing a tranny
« on: October 07, 2014, 08:38:40 pm »
Why a tranny?

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Bad Ideas / Everything I know about counterfeiting
« on: October 07, 2014, 07:33:41 pm »
EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT COUNTERFEITING
BY
AlkieFish

First, a disclaimer: Fuck you feds…I make this in the name of freedom of speech.

Counterfeiting is an old art. It was alive and well in the days of The Romans, when the word “Dinari” was coined, the Latin word for money. It is alive and well today, though very few can do it properly. I am going to tell you what I know here, I will try to be brief yet as descriptive as possible so that you get it. I also have videos but I do expect real world money for those, as in a money transfer, moneygram preferably but it is not necessary if you do not want the videos. Just pay close attention.
The first and biggest problem you face is the paper. It is not really paper, you cannot just go to office depot and buy it, in fact, you can’t buy it anywhere. This is why when some idiot prints on normal copy paper it feels completely wrong. US money is made of fabric, about 70% cotton/30% linen, that goes through a very long and complicated process to make the finished product. Theoretically, you could actually make it, but the necessary machinery would take millions of dollars and would most certainly put you on the Secret Service’s radar. There are several options:
1.   Use cotton paper, you can get this on Amazon.
2.   Use newsprint, there are various sources for this.
Each one has its ups and downs. Cotton paper has the most obvious benefit: It is fabric, not paper! But it is not entirely like money since a different process is employed to make it, so it does feel much better than paper but not 100% right. Another thing is that you can only use one sheet for the entire bill because you will not find it thinner than 20 grams. This means a greater challenge when it comes to watermarks and security strips.
Newsprint is available thin enough to glue two pieces together, allowing you to place a thin “watermark” and “security strip” between both. You can make the watermark by drawing it by hand on the thinnest tracing paper you can find, you will ideally use a light table or at least bright light source to see the watermark properly. You can do the same with the strip or just use a dark gray line, most people are stupid and will not inspect either of the two like a bank would, so you do not have to be Picasso. As long as both are there, most people will just glance and accept that they are real. The biggest problem with newsprint is how it feels. To get the proper feel, or at least close enough, you will have to experiment with hairspray and pray varnish. This is the preferred method of the people I learned from: Arthur Williams and Albert Talton.
I prefer cotton paper because of the feel. You can print the security strip and watermark on the back before printing the back part of the bill, yes it will show if people look hard enough, but most people do not. They will look through the front and see it. You have to scan the dead president on the particular bill that you want and work the image on Photoshop to get a smaller grayish version, I have detailed videos of this.
So far, this takes care of the paper, watermark, and security strip. There are various security features that must still be overcome:
1.   Color shifting ink.
2.   Micro-printing.
3.   Intaglio.
4.   Ultraviolet ink.
The color shifting ink is remarkably easy to get from car shops that paint cars since that is what it was first commercially used for. Look around. You then use a stamp to stamp each individual bill. Getting the stamp made might be a bit difficult since some people are nosy. Try at Home Office. Claim that it is for an art project.
Micro-printing only matters if you get caught because The secret Service will certainly look closer than ordinary people, but if you pass in malls, bars, and everyday places, people will not look for for micro printing.
The biggest problem after having the right “paper” is how money is actually printed. Intaglio printing is a technique in which the image is incised into a surface, and the incised line or sunken area holds the ink; this is what produces the raised feel on paper and not just the paper itself. Doing this properly will require a big commercial printer that not only takes up a lot of space, but can also be quite expensive and complicated to run and maintain. Also, a big AB DICK will churn like a motherfucker, so if you have neighbours, they might start to get suspicious. Add to that that it will take quite some time to learn how to use it properly, and you begin to understand that the old breed really were artists.
Most people now use desktop publishing. In the right hands, this method can produce amazing results. You will have to experiment with Photoshop and look for a printer and scanner that has exceptional quality and has not been compromised with anti-counterfeiting software. I have an old Canon that is quite exceptional. Practice makes perfect and you will go through loads of ink and paper before you produce something that is acceptable, but when you do, nothing can beat the feeling!
Security strips nowadays are printed with ultraviolet ink so that they glow under ultraviolet light. I believe that if you get to this point, you no longer need my help! My videos are available for a price. Stay strong be weary of the feds.


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Oral Indulgences / Re: i fucking love cheese cake
« on: October 07, 2014, 05:17:28 pm »
ya'll niggaz ain't even knowin'.

that shit i be buyin' from wal-mart in their bakery section be havin' my nipples hardinin' like a fuck-stick, son.
You filthy nigger!

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Oral Indulgences / Re: Tacos de carne asada
« on: October 07, 2014, 05:09:02 pm »
Yo quiero tacos de carne asada, con cerveza, y una mesera tetona...woohoo motherfucker!

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My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God / Re: Has anyone read the bible?
« on: October 07, 2014, 05:05:42 pm »
One thing about The holy Qur'an that is far superior

 :tdown:

You can hate it all you want, dead cat, but the fact that it is the original does make it far superior to something that has been translated and edited. Anyone who speaks more than one language will tell you that everything loses quality in translation.

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