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Bad Ideas / Re: Getting my boss's boss fired
« on: December 11, 2014, 06:30:27 pm »
Recording him isn't an option... In my workplace it's unlikely I could do so without committing a HIPAA violation, which my higher ups would see.

I'd like to frame him
Reverse it. Make it look like he's recording your boss.

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Clean Tech / Re: Tarp to collect rain
« on: November 13, 2014, 09:10:28 am »
It's just a little bird shit, right? ;)

You could get away with a more basic setup that would just allow particulates to settle, shower with the upper portion, and use a backwash valve to clean the bottom out. Fuck, you could shower then filter the dirty shower water and drink that. But hey, I live on "coulds."

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NIMF / Re: Do you think Arnox is an incompetent admin?
« on: November 13, 2014, 09:04:14 am »
I do actually consider myself in the anti-Arnox crowd now, though likely for different reasons than most.

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Clean Tech / Re: Tarp to collect rain
« on: November 13, 2014, 08:51:51 am »
Feasible. Gutters are easier, and you'd want to filter it through one of these first for drinking:


No filter required for shower.

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Bad Ideas / Re: Join the Warrior's Movement in NYC.
« on: November 13, 2014, 04:41:13 am »
"The following users thanked this post: Lord Immaculate"

Well played. ;D

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Bad Ideas / Re: Join the Warrior's Movement in NYC.
« on: November 13, 2014, 03:50:54 am »
The inboxes are already flooding in. I picked The Sanctuary out of all places on the Internet to recruit because thereis good stock on here. Lots of smart guys with lots to offer and I'm pleased so far!
My gut after scanning the OP said that this was bait and this post only validates it.

Let's play a game. Find the cult management methods described by some high school kid in the OP and their posts ITT:

"1. You have to appear as infallible to your followers. Never show any weakness. If that is inevitable, justify your weakness with stuff like "a disturbance in the force".

2. Appear as larger than life, someone they want to become.

2. Pick a flawed but not too flawed individual from your followers and make him your fugleman. You will win his loyalty and the rest will say to themselves "Why he? I am clearly better than him!". Probably they will ask you out openly and you justify your decision with greater spiritual insight.

3. Create memes. Make up new words for known things and forbid the old terms. Invent useless rules and justify them with spiritual blah-blah. When your followers talk to outsiders they will be even more alienated and they will gladly stay in your community.

4. Appreciate and criticize openly in front of your followers. Make clear that they are far away from being like you - but not too much.

5. An own temple or even an area is great to bind your followers.

6. Miracles are a great way to show how awesome you are. Only do it if you are good at creating such illusions. At a certain level people will begin to see your Face in pancakes."
Quote from: Lord Immaculate
The inboxes are already flooding in.
Proof?
Quote from: Lord Immaculate
I picked The Sanctuary out of all places on the Internet to recruit because there
is good stock on here. Lots of smart guys with lots to offer and I'm pleased so far!
Why do you think this? Source?

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Bad Ideas / Re: iTunes Card Scam
« on: November 09, 2014, 10:46:17 am »
Would work a lot better if someone had receipts to go with them, even if they were on generic, $2-a-roll-from-the-office-supply-store receipt paper.

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My God Can Beat The Shit Out Of Your God / Re: I just tried to meditate
« on: November 08, 2014, 03:29:07 am »
loud, somewhat annoying voice of some relative (great aunt I guess) who's drinking red wine and wearing a valure tracksuit and going on
Crowley said that if a barking dog disrupted your meditation, the simplest solution was to shoot the dog...

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Bad Ideas / Re: Karma is a bitch
« on: November 08, 2014, 03:26:18 am »
and? I knew how this shit worked when I was 15, its really not that complicated. she knows the risk, I'm merely providing knowledge. isn't that the whole idea of totse?
A tutorial on how to locate and disable satellite trackers like lojack? plz? Without jammers, or with a quality source for quality jammers?

 :lapastada:

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"Friends" typically = owners, in the same sense that holy men believe people are owned by their possessions. Troof.

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Better Living Through Chemistry / Re: Enjoying the finer things in life.
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:11:02 am »
Quote from: sploo
I want to try to be addicted to myself, not in a narcissistic way, but in a way that everything i need can come from my own internal/internet world and the few things external to it. f. weedicus is a fake, f. weedicus is the false prophet. there is no money to be made in genuine business nowadays, is there? everything is rooted in the synthetic, the fake, the cheap, the valueless. will the real annoying sounding wigger please stand up? we need to find the real weedicus. Something that means something to us. Something that just ~is~, but not ~is~ ~is~ as a self-referential/meta statement, that would be incorrect, meaningless, and would probably drive a thinking man like IWD to suicide.
There's actually a lot of win in there.

Shortcut/hand: Being = action, which can't be without a goal, most of those being lies in recursive circle jerk form.

Will you replace weedicus like a third world dictator or destroy the niche he occupies/d? What happens if it's destroyed?

ITT I watch sploo struggle to discover authenticity.

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Half Baked / Re: how do i stop doing bad things to ppl
« on: November 04, 2014, 08:10:28 am »
are you telling me morality isn't objective? crucify christ.

i am a very emotional/faggot/etc.. person who genuinely sheds sentimental tears over hanging out with a 13 yr old girl. anyways harming your own kin/ancestry is ultimately self defeating if you know them, also, if you like them, if you luv them
I'm telling you they shouldn't affect you. (Morality is most def subjective. Come at me, bro.)

You're still basing your definitions and explanations on other people lol. And harming your ancestry isn't as detrimental as the opposite since you're the legacy. If only more people took the black widow approach to child-rearing... You know that realization that disingenuity runs humanity? The artificial is what distracts agents from self-immolating for posterity (or more specifically, prevents the self and progeny from identifying as One/having a shared goal *intersubjectivity/collective intentionality/synchronicity yadda yadda* (which is the point), thus allowing that self-immolation).

Emotional, or experiencing emotion infrequently but intensely?
its not so much getting around the rules of being in a ward as it is foreveralone, virgin, fag, homeless, loser, meanie,, etc. just boring shit. i feel like i'm getting lobotomized staring at the blank wall looking at my phosphenes
So emphasis on guilt from fear of not meeting standards set by others. Yeah that goes back to closet beta/masochist pretty quick. Authenticity? Diogenes of Sinope? Principia Discordia?

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Half Baked / Re: how do i stop doing bad things to ppl
« on: November 04, 2014, 06:52:05 am »
I just don't like going batshit on my parents every time i go supermania and rip down something thats 400 pounds and nailed to the wall after urinating on it (my urine reaches the parabola's peak around a velocity of 9ft/scnd
Why? None of those actions are wrong/bad, the interesting part is the clusterfuck of reasoning behind them that makes them ineffective.
and i've already been to the mental hospital like 30 times so eventually they'll stop discharging me and force me to laugh at my own jokes...to myself...
The worst part about an RTF is being forced to follow schedules and kowtow to social convention. You're above such bullshit. Well... you can be. If you're lucky they'll shut off the lights at bed time.

You really can't introspect, can you?

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Half Baked / Re: how do i stop doing bad things to ppl
« on: November 04, 2014, 05:50:11 am »
Why do you want to stop?

Hurting people is a useful skill, but if you did it right you'd never ask the question in the title. You hurt yourself instead, via greasy-hot-dog-loving attention whoring. Anger + guilt = closet beta, masochism.

Here's how it's done the right way:

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