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Half Baked / Dat Bartertown
« on: December 09, 2014, 01:12:17 am »
Legend, who runs bartertown motherfucker?

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Quite a story, really conveyed the imagery well. Shame that happened, never heard of someone aspirating and dying with such a light amount of drink/drugs but still is statistically possible, however slight.

This being BLTC, dont have any specific drug aversion as doing boatloads of xanax is much worse than occassionally getting drunk. Just take the right precautions whenever you do any drugs, its all you really can do.

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Spurious Generalities / Things you do in dressing rooms
« on: December 03, 2014, 01:11:24 am »
Most of us probably do some weird things in dressing rooms at stores, admit it you probably do. Whenever I go to the mall I always make sure I stop at american eagle and here's why. I like their slim fitting tees, they're just the right texture and the material is usually light. I gather up a nice selection and head over to the dressing room, sometimes I'll grab some jeans or a hoody if I sense it'll be a strong one. I squat down and unload my bowels on the floor, usually in the dressing room at the end. Remember those slim fitting tees? They make a perfect toilet paper substitute. When I'm finished and there is a pile of soiled tee shirts on the floor, I then drape a big jacket or a few pairs of jeans over the pile as a courtesy to the next patron.


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Bad Ideas / Re: how to make quick hundreds
« on: November 29, 2014, 02:51:06 am »
The feds abused the amazon return scam and ruined it for everyone.

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I Found It On The Web / Re: Nigress babysitter tenderizing a niglet
« on: November 22, 2014, 02:00:43 pm »
They sure do take care of their own.

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You are one interesting case of polypharmacy. Don't they have kratom where you're at?

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Better Living Through Chemistry / Re: Help me quit etizolam
« on: November 22, 2014, 01:50:34 pm »
You should switch to the phenibut completely. After you have settled yourself on that keep a taper log to chart your progress. The transition is guaranteed to be uncomfortable but atleast you won't have a seizure.

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Just don't fuck with the FUBINACA

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Bitch & Moan / Re: Autism levels are down 34%
« on: November 17, 2014, 03:31:08 am »
TL;IF (Too long, Irving Fisher)

(PS - I know your post is a joke)

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Help & Suggestions / Re: Shut this site down
« on: November 17, 2014, 03:29:35 am »
Late-stage zoklet wasn't all that great either.

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Bad Ideas / Re: Agora Marketplace Basics
« on: November 16, 2014, 07:26:44 pm »
So i went to check the Agoara marketplace out the other day to see what all the talk was about.. and I was sent to a page saying it had been taken down by the FBI? Am I just too new to Tor to know whats up or is it already down now?

You're mistaken sir. Best you stick to the cleanet anyway.

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Spurious Generalities / Re: what are you wearing right now
« on: November 15, 2014, 04:03:06 am »
Armani suit, small penis, mid-life crisis

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Better Living Through Chemistry / Re: The start of a new beginning?
« on: November 15, 2014, 03:58:33 am »
You need to grow up and use ketamine like a real drug user.

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Back in my hometown there was a homeless guy with a sign that said something to the effect of "Light a blunt up and put your shades on so the cops can't see you" but more poetic. I gave him a few buds.

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Did you shoot the vaccine like I told you to?

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