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Messages - Ramfuk

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Spurious Generalities / Re: fuck this fucking forum, goddamn
« on: September 04, 2014, 05:44:23 am »
Ramfuk

Ja I'm outta here

Ramfuk

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Set The Style / Re: post the last pair of shoes you just wore
« on: September 04, 2014, 05:33:37 am »
Ramfuk

Sry wat is a black berry taste like

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Ramfuk

9/10 if tumblr troll 10000000/killyourself if not

I approve zis message

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Sex & Affection / Re: worst sex you ever had?
« on: September 03, 2014, 05:35:46 pm »
Ramfuk

The worst sex is the sex you don't have

Or so I thought until I fucked a girl who had a cliff for a pelvis and a gigantic vagina that seemingly had no structure

It was like a wet bag that would stretch in any direction that I pointed my dick

This caused me to become flaccid as I became frustrated, which caused the condom to slip off, which I didn't realize because of her miraculously baglike vagina

I finally Ramfukked her as hard as I could while she moaned, 'Unnugnuughnugh don'ttttt stopppppp unghugnh,' which turned me off further, but I managed to ejaculate powerfully as it had taken so much time to achieve orgasm

Then I discovered that she got a big cumblast but she was alright about it and took the pill

Ramfuk

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Sex & Affection / I have Ramfukked many people
« on: September 03, 2014, 05:24:50 pm »
Ramfuk

But jerome has had more dicks inside her than most porn stars

Thus I nominate her for moderator of this locale

Vote Ja if you agree oder Nein if you are incorrek

Ramfuk

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Sex & Affection / Re: What's your type?
« on: September 03, 2014, 04:51:20 pm »
Ramfuk

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dark and bitter

Ramfuk

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Sex & Affection / Re: Your First Time
« on: September 03, 2014, 04:47:54 pm »
Ramfuk

I was 14

I Ramfukked

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Set The Style / Re: post the last pair of shoes you just wore
« on: September 03, 2014, 04:29:55 pm »
Ramfuk



L.o.L. I have the same shoes as Unwyred

But I stopped wearing them some time ago because square-toed shoes are out of style

Sry

Ramfuk

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Introductions / Re: Borat from Zoklet
« on: September 03, 2014, 06:52:28 am »
Ramfuk

Borat at this time

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Ramfuk

So what's a woman's study class like? Baking and washing dishes and shit?

Spoiler

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Introductions / Re: Hallo.
« on: September 03, 2014, 02:00:21 am »
Ramfuk

I forgot that you can't use analogies with crazy people, since no analogy is perfect. I'm not defending O_RLY. I said you blamed the wrong person, but everything's a conspiracy to some of you people. I have continued to reply to prove you wrong, but straitjackets exist for a reason -- some people don't respond to it. (Reason. LoL.) Oops analogy

I mean to say that you're one of those people and you belong in a special facility.

Have fun ya old bitch

Ramfuk

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Introductions / Re: Hallo.
« on: September 03, 2014, 01:26:44 am »
Ramfuk

I feel like somebody From Gaza who has been forcefully removed from his home

Sanctuary is basically Gaza; and we are Israel 'cause we be taking over their righteous homeland.

Nonono, if anything we're Hamas. Time to start diggin' tunnels and takin' out jews. ALLAH AKBAR

Allahu Akbar!

HALAL SNACKBAR

This does not make any sense. May Allah lead you to the right path.

What, you eat haram snackbars or something?

I eat bacon. Whatcha gonna do 'bout it?
I'm gonna fuck you in your ass while you're sucking my dick.

This sort of looks like tumblr

Ramfuk

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Introductions / Re: Hallo.
« on: September 03, 2014, 12:22:10 am »
Ramfuk

I'm correcting something you said about something that I did, because what you said is wrong. If you act this way at the airport they're gonna shoot you. Tell the media it was the airport's fault for having security. You are psychotic.

Rekt

Ramfuk

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Introductions / Re: Hallo.
« on: September 02, 2014, 10:56:33 pm »
Ramfuk

I did the geek-speak and then explained it in plain English. You are simply wrong. Even SpectraL has registered. You registered in order to post here. It's the same, temporarily, on IRC.

Ramfuk

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