Quote from: TOMMYJOHN69 on September 30, 2014, 11:19:43 pm

Quote from: Vulture on September 30, 2014, 09:45:30 pm

Pinworms are a possibility, but they're much more common in little kids who have trouble putting dirty things in their mouths. Unless OP has a scat fetish...

OP probably has/had a yeast infection. Wash it, dry it, and keep it dry. Repeat as necessary.

For the past few years I've been limited mobility because of my weight and had trouble cleaning my house until my aunt came over and nearly passed out from the smell. I still think the pinworm was contributed to that fact. I have a maid now but she has not been over in weeks as I am maxed out on credit cards and have nearly nothing to my name and piling medical bills

You dont need a maid...make your aunt do the cleaning...thatll save money. Then for extra spending money you could pimp her out on craigslist.

Problems solved

My aunt won't come any where near me let alone my family.

The amount of trash surrounding me is unbelievable. It sucks because i know it smells bad but you get used to it. These bed sores on my underside are so painful when I stand up, but they go numb when I sit down I think the circulation makes the pain go away.

Shower? Forget about it. Water pumps broke and simply cannot afford to fix.

Besides the fact that I can't afford HIV meds and I've gained 250 lbs in 3 years after stopping ampthetamines that I was taking daily for 20 years, I'm doing well talking to girls on ook-cupid.

Pinworms are a possibility, but they're much more common in little kids who have trouble putting dirty things in their mouths. Unless OP has a scat fetish...

OP probably has/had a yeast infection. Wash it, dry it, and keep it dry. Repeat as necessary.

For the past few years I've been limited mobility because of my weight and had trouble cleaning my house until my aunt came over and nearly passed out from the smell. I still think the pinworm was contributed to that fact. I have a maid now but she has not been over in weeks as I am maxed out on credit cards and have nearly nothing to my name and piling medical bills

80+%.... Oh gawd damn.

Good luck, man. I hope you're just trolling.

Thanks mate

Visiting nurse came and replaced my catheter and gave me a washcloth cleanse, I'm feeling a little better but the follow up is two days from now. A lot of brown clotted up fragments of blood have been filling up my waste bag with my urine, the nurse said that was normal for this sort of incedent but that it could cause a blockage if too big of a clot becomes dislodged from the prostate.

Hey y'all, 2 weeks and a hospital stay im back.

Turns out I ruptured my urethra and prostate by the semen being held back. Bad news is that the doc told me there is a 80+ percent chance I won't be able to achieve an erection / orgasm anymore. I Still have a catheter in me, home care coming tomorrow to change it out and make sure all is well.

Just please learn from my mistakes...

Wait so you lost your vcard at 27 and your friend slept with your wife?!? And I thought my life was shitty. But I'm only 20 so I hope I didn't speak too soon

yea, few months after we got married as well.

and my wife is HIV positive and passed it along to me. I still love her though, everyone makes mistakes and she's apologized so many times.

hah, that sounds like it was one hell of a time... the young rush, the climax as you let loose inside her.

i was 27 at my old friends (no longer friends as he slept my wife) bachelor party.

i was getting a lap-dance and i came inside my pants when she was rubbing her ass on my crotch, and she told me something i think like "hey, i'll show you where you're supposed to cum." so yeah i was sweating and all that shit, and she brings me down into the basement where there was a mini bar and a TV a few raggedy couches and all that. she takes off my pants and starts blowing me to get me hard again. it definately worked for a bit! then she got on top of me while i was sitting down and tried to fit me inside her. it was hard because i was going flaccid, but i did get it in for around 10 seconds before i went flaccid again. then for about 20 minutes she just rubbed her pussy against my cock.

it was really cool, won't forget that one! lol.

cheers

Hey yall. was just wondering if any of you had tried this.

i recently acquired some modeling clay, and i took a small piece rolled it up and stuck it in my urethra. i masturbated and climaxed, and surprisingly it worked! no semen came out of my penis.

this is where the problems start though... i did this last night, and took the clay plug out of my penis after about 10 minutes, as it seems much easier to remove it when the penis is flaccid.

i went to sleep shortly after, and this morning I woke up and my underwear and sheets were soaked in blood and what i'm assuming, semen (it smelled bleachy, which is what mine smells like). i've drinking a lot of water, but my stream is noticeably weakened and i cannot push out the same volume of urine as i was prior to this project.

SORT OF FREAKED OUT! i can't go to the doctor because i don't have insurance.

cheers,

quick-reply, found it.

Good to see Savino in here. possibly wil bring some much needed live-leak sort of stuff. i saw this one where this kid drank drain o and you could see it burning a hole in real time thru his neck.