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Spurious Generalities / Re: Spent two weeks in a mental hospital
« on: December 11, 2014, 03:00:34 am »
Good, now get your shit together.
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Reinvent Yourself / Re: Too old to wear Vans
« on: December 11, 2014, 12:46:09 am »
I wish I had money to start a shoe collection
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Spurious Generalities / Here's some fresh content for you weirdos
« on: December 10, 2014, 11:11:57 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFFkNO88qww
Now don't get too excited now
Now don't get too excited now
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Half Baked / Re: Have you ever gotten fucked in the ass?
« on: December 10, 2014, 04:53:25 pm »
and it ruined my childhood
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Bitch & Moan / Re: i fucking miss zoklet
« on: December 10, 2014, 04:37:47 pm »
why can't you get over it, stop being a little bitch
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Spurious Generalities / Re: what the fuck was that about
« on: December 10, 2014, 04:35:09 pm »
I really had thought the site was down for good, was sorta bummed out
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Better Living Through Chemistry / Re: Cousin recently overdosed
« on: December 03, 2014, 07:12:05 am »He was probably unconscious when he died (death is usually from aspiration of vomit or just asphyxiation from not breathing), so not in pain. It would have sounded like a horrible death if he was aspirating, but he would have been none the wiser. People in the ER and with paramedics that are overdosing on heroin (to the point of not breathing) wake up pissed off when they get naloxone to counteract the heroin because they were ripped from a blissful high.So it's like falling asleep and never waking up again?
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Sex & Affection / Re: The more I caress her the more I feel like a molester
« on: December 03, 2014, 07:09:34 am »
fap fap fap
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Bitch & Moan / Re: is tacho still around
« on: December 03, 2014, 07:06:51 am »
It's like he died on the ship to the sanctuary, pussy
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Bad Ideas / Re: What do you Seriously do When you Almost get Caught?
« on: December 03, 2014, 07:01:52 am »During SWIM's early days as a shoplifter, SWIM had forgotten to take the source tag off of SWIM's recently stolen XBox. SWIM did not get caught as SWIM dumped the evidence, ie: the box & console in a nearby bin. As this was from an early Big W, SWIM wasn't charged as police couldn't prove SWIM took it. SWIM succeeded in obtaining the XBox but didn't shoplift again at said Big W for around 4 years.I have steered away from shoplifting. Way too risky. I miss the adrenaline tho
The End
Lesson: SWIM played it cool and didn't say shit that could identify SWIM's name, address, school etc.
If needed, make up a fake name ie: Jeremy, Frank, Jackson etc. NEVER and SWIM means NEVER shoplift within a mile of where you live. If you Americans are banned from the local Walmart, don't say I didn't warn you when you have to drive a couple miles out to buy toilet paper. If you're caught, stores WILL pass on information to other stores so let the heat die down before trying again. Sometimes stores remember you for YEARS, especially if the same employees still work there.
*I do not advise shopłifting as it is a very illegal and dangerous business*
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Bad Ideas / Re: I fucking hate christmas lights
« on: December 03, 2014, 06:59:54 am »
Fuck xmas. I was hoping of someone setting off a firework or smokebomb on a black friday crowd
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Spurious Generalities / Re: Things you do in dressing rooms
« on: December 03, 2014, 06:56:51 am »
I used to lift clothes via the dressing room. I remember back on Zoklet someone making a post about shitting in dressing rooms. I'd walk out really embarrassed and my face would be remembered as shit guy
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Gearheads / Re: Got a whip
« on: December 03, 2014, 06:54:28 am »Hey man, a car is a car is a car.. lol.. Better than hoofing it. Yea, just be sure to do your general maintenance. Given this cold snap and the begining the the real winter season approaching (err.. already here if you live further north), just make sure you put some anti-freeze in it.. when you go to put oil in, make sure you get the wintergrade.. aint nothing wrong with driving slow if you have bad tires (or even if you have good ones.. a wrecked vehicle is as good as no vehicle.. err.. if its tore up beyond quick repair).. I'm really glad to hear it though man. Been follwoing your progress on getting a job and gettin settled in to a new place.. Hope it keeps up. When something bad does happen, dont let it keep ya down.. Shit happens to all of us, on and off again throughout our entire lives. I only say this, because i just got though a rough spell.. its depressing when your progress slows down, but.. again.. nothing time cant cure.Fuck yeah man the bus was just depressing and exhausting. Feels like mid winter up here already and it's still only fall. Thanks man I didn't think anyone was actually paying attention to my life and how it's slowly gotten better. I now try to stay as positive as I can. Whenever Im feeling bummed out or can feel it creeping up I think of how lucky I am to have gotten out of the shithole I was in just a few months ago. Oh and even more good news, been clean from dxm for about a month possibly longer. I feel a lot more alive. I stay thankful for everything I have and don't even bother about what others have anymore except for pussy. I'm still lacking in that department haha
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Spurious Generalities / Re: Here's a low resolution picture of the neighbor deaf kid
« on: November 29, 2014, 05:08:56 am »
So you got your ass beat by a retard
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