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Title: My burps smell like eggs and I didn't eat any eggs.
Post by: Gollumkip on September 02, 2014, 07:44:05 pm
Alright I lied I ate 2 eggs but that was hours ago. I've since eaten other things and only now at 3pm are the eggs coming up. I don't like the smell of egg burp, I don't like the taste and I don't like it's presence overall. I'm making this thread in hopes that an exorcist may be lurking and will be able to help me out. I'm willing to pay 200 dollars to exorcise this bad egg. Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: My burps smell like eggs and I didn't eat any eggs.
Post by: hydromorphine on September 02, 2014, 08:02:11 pm
come to me my man juice will take care of that egg smell for you and hey no cost ofr a friend. Think about it you didnt have that problem while here did you
Title: Re: My burps smell like eggs and I didn't eat any eggs.
Post by: Rodrat on September 02, 2014, 08:08:00 pm
My urine frequently smells of oatmeal and I hardly ever eat the stuff...
Title: Re: My burps smell like eggs and I didn't eat any eggs.
Post by: Nigger Nostrils on September 02, 2014, 08:11:26 pm
Do you eat sulfur?
Title: Re: My burps smell like eggs and I didn't eat any eggs.
Post by: AverageJane on September 02, 2014, 09:00:33 pm
Gollum bb come to me I will excorsize your egg 4 free.


ANYWHO, Eggs don't bode well with me. They always upset my stomach, try some tums to limit the sulfury egg burps.
Title: Re: My burps smell like eggs and I didn't eat any eggs.
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 02, 2014, 09:01:36 pm
lol, I know what you mean, it means you're gonna get sick soon
Title: Re: My burps smell like eggs and I didn't eat any eggs.
Post by: Vulture on September 04, 2014, 05:38:11 am
Quote from: Nigger Nostrils on September 02, 2014, 08:11:26 pm
Do you eat sulfur?
^This. Sulfur is in protein either in food or from a small bleed or ulcer. I get it after I drink on an empty stomach. There's not much you can do but wait it out.
Title: Re: My burps smell like eggs and I didn't eat any eggs.
Post by: Soso0 on September 04, 2014, 06:18:24 am
That shit sounds gross man you're like a geyser
Title: Re: My burps smell like eggs and I didn't eat any eggs.
Post by: jerome on September 04, 2014, 06:25:36 am
jane, i really like your avatar! haha it makes me smile.

newayz i dunno why you be burpin, but only advice i can give is eat more eggs. i know, weird. but my stomach used to hurt when i'd go on massive egg amounts after a rid or summin'. then i remember'd komo saying in a thread how you get used to it, and you do.