The Sanctuary
Carnality => Sex & Affection => Topic started by: TOMMYJOHN69 on September 02, 2014, 05:56:59 pm
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Hey yall. was just wondering if any of you had tried this.
i recently acquired some modeling clay, and i took a small piece rolled it up and stuck it in my urethra. i masturbated and climaxed, and surprisingly it worked! no semen came out of my penis.
this is where the problems start though... i did this last night, and took the clay plug out of my penis after about 10 minutes, as it seems much easier to remove it when the penis is flaccid.
i went to sleep shortly after, and this morning I woke up and my underwear and sheets were soaked in blood and what i'm assuming, semen (it smelled bleachy, which is what mine smells like). i've drinking a lot of water, but my stream is noticeably weakened and i cannot push out the same volume of urine as i was prior to this project.
SORT OF FREAKED OUT! i can't go to the doctor because i don't have insurance.
cheers,
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It's really not a good idea to insert anything into your urethra, especially modeling clay as the tissue inside is hypersensitive to irritation. Have you read anything about the new, "Just the tip," condoms they're making? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/30/gallactic-cap-condom_n_5417946.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/30/gallactic-cap-condom_n_5417946.html)
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I, personally, have never inserted anything into my urethra or anyone else's. I find the practice relatively abhorrent and would strongly advise against it for practical reasons, as well as medical ones.
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hay proots is here <3
i don't know. it was a really fucking stupid idea. the area between my anus and scrotum is just fucking so painful right now. like a stinging pain. and i can hardly pee. i wonder if the semen backfired and i burst a tube inside me?
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hay proots is here <3
i don't know. it was a really fucking stupid idea. the area between my anus and scrotum is just fucking so painful right now. like a stinging pain. and i can hardly pee. i wonder if the semen backfired and i burst a tube inside me?
Yeah, keep in mind that while it's not unheard of for catheters and urinary sounds to be used for pleasure, more often than not, they are inserted in order to get something out, not to keep something in.
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hay proots is here <3
i don't know. it was a really fucking stupid idea. the area between my anus and scrotum is just fucking so painful right now. like a stinging pain. and i can hardly pee. i wonder if the semen backfired and i burst a tube inside me?
Yeah, keep in mind that while it's not unheard of for catheters and urinary sounds to be used for pleasure, more often than not, they are inserted in order to get something out, not to keep something in.
Additionally, an untrained person can effectively pierce through their urethra attempting to insert one into it. Not a good idea unless you're sure of what you're doing.
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: :o Why man, why?
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How could you not have guessed that plugging up your dick before cumming is a ridiculously dangerous, terrible idea? Did you think this through at all? This is a troll thread, right? Please tell me so. I mean if not, I guess it doesn't matter, since you probably just removed your potential spawn from the gene pool. Where did you think your cum would go? That it would just sit in your shaft and dry up or something? That's great and certainly not unhealthy at all. Or that it would go back into your balls? Can't see anything wrong with that either. I simply just cannot wrap my head around how you rationalized this to yourself to where it seemed like anything other than really dangerous. Really dangerous to your genitals. Your fucking dick and balls, man. You don't fuck around with that shit. You probably did some real damage, and I wouldn't be surprised if some of it was permanent.
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Dude, you have to see a doctor.
I once had a renal colic when I didn't have insurance that almost ended in renal failure and they stuck a laser up my dick to crush the kidney stones but that didn't work properly so I had to have this metal tube from my kidney to my dick so I could piss. A whole fucking month and then another surgery. I wake up and the first thing the bitch nurse says is "looks like we see us again, huh" and I'm like "Whaaa...???" and she says they couldn't get the stone out and would have to shove the laser in again. I fucking died inside but then with the worst pain I've ever felt I pissed out that black little son of a bitch and didn't need the second laser.
Wiki says this
It is often described as being among the most unpleasant of all sensations (being worse even than childbirth).
The experience is said to be traumatizing due to pain, and the experience of passing blood, blood clots, and pieces of the stone
It was a fucking massacre.
I honestly wish you the best I can that you don't need shit like that from the deepest place in my heart.
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lol, this reminds me of guts.
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Chuck Palahniuk - Guts?
That shit is fucked up, too.
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If what youre looking for is a proper plug for your piss hole what u need to use is a polyurethane-type of glue. Its designed to be used in a urethra hence the name polyURETHAne.
What you do is drink plenty of water since the glue cures ideally with high humidity or in the presence of water. Cram the tip of the bottle into your piss hole and squeeze out the entire content fully into your bladder
Guaranteed nothing ever comes out of...or into...that hole again, or your money back
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Chuck Palahniuk - Guts?
That shit is fucked up, too.
Yeah, that.
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what
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You're gonna have to get your dick chopped off OP
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Two kids, one sandbox.
http://kids-in-sandbox.com/
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This whole thread makes me say 'holy shit' over and over as I writhe uncomfortably in my chair.
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This whole thread makes me say 'holy shit' over and over as I writhe uncomfortably in my chair.
At least you can still read the thread. I guess eye surgeries are truly horrible. Just imagine it... ugh.
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This whole thread makes me say 'holy shit' over and over as I writhe uncomfortably in my chair.
At least you can still read the thread. I guess eye surgeries are truly horrible. Just imagine it... ugh.
Fuck you nigger I can't even stand when they blow the air in my eye at the eye exam. I actually tense up and stop breathing, my fists balling up as I ready to spring and strike out at the machine tormenting me.
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You're a tough SOB. You'll get through it.
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You're a tough SOB. You'll get through it.
Nah I will just smoke weed erry day and learn braille
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Hey y'all, 2 weeks and a hospital stay im back.
Turns out I ruptured my urethra and prostate by the semen being held back. Bad news is that the doc told me there is a 80+ percent chance I won't be able to achieve an erection / orgasm anymore. I Still have a catheter in me, home care coming tomorrow to change it out and make sure all is well.
Just please learn from my mistakes...
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And you only jacked off :(
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Hey y'all, 2 weeks and a hospital stay im back.
Turns out I ruptured my urethra and prostate by the semen being held back. Bad news is that the doc told me there is a 80+ percent chance I won't be able to achieve an erection / orgasm anymore. I Still have a catheter in me, home care coming tomorrow to change it out and make sure all is well.
Just please learn from my mistakes...
Are you fucking serious? You are just a bad luck magnet aren't you?
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Hey y'all, 2 weeks and a hospital stay im back.
Turns out I ruptured my urethra and prostate by the semen being held back. Bad news is that the doc told me there is a 80+ percent chance I won't be able to achieve an erection / orgasm anymore. I Still have a catheter in me, home care coming tomorrow to change it out and make sure all is well.
Just please learn from my mistakes...
Are you fucking serious? You are just a bad luck magnet aren't you?
Heh, suppose so - not to mention $30k medical bill hole I can't afford because I have no insurance.
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Hey y'all, 2 weeks and a hospital stay im back.
Turns out I ruptured my urethra and prostate by the semen being held back. Bad news is that the doc told me there is a 80+ percent chance I won't be able to achieve an erection / orgasm anymore. I Still have a catheter in me, home care coming tomorrow to change it out and make sure all is well.
Just please learn from my mistakes...
Post pics or it didn't happen
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80+%.... Oh gawd damn.
Good luck, man. I hope you're just trolling.
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Well, at least he won't get aids or nothin like that....oh wait, never mind
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80+%.... Oh gawd damn.
Good luck, man. I hope you're just trolling.
Thanks mate
Visiting nurse came and replaced my catheter and gave me a washcloth cleanse, I'm feeling a little better but the follow up is two days from now. A lot of brown clotted up fragments of blood have been filling up my waste bag with my urine, the nurse said that was normal for this sort of incedent but that it could cause a blockage if too big of a clot becomes dislodged from the prostate.
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Fuck man, my heart is with you.
Do you at least get good painkillers?
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Turns out I ruptured my urethra and prostate by the semen being held back. Bad news is that the doc told me there is a 80+ percent chance I won't be able to achieve an erection / orgasm anymore.
The worst you'd experience by plugging it up is retrograde ejaculation. By no means would it affect your ability to get an erection or orgasm. This story is bullshit.
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Darwin approves.
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This is the most unpleasant thread I can recall. Congratulations?