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Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: splooge gook on September 02, 2014, 05:45:47 pm

Title: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: splooge gook on September 02, 2014, 05:45:47 pm
more jokes that include, but are not limited to, variations on the letters I and Q please

this is the one kind of cancer on zoklet that should die, like analogous to the good cancers in humans and other  reptilliods
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: splooge gook on September 02, 2014, 05:46:18 pm
more jokes that include, but are not limited to, variations on the letters I and Q please

this is the one kind of cancer on zoklet that shouldn't die, like analogous to the good cancers in humans and other  reptilliods
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: splooge gook on September 02, 2014, 05:46:37 pm
how do i bbcode
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: Ramfuk on September 02, 2014, 05:52:31 pm
Ramfuk

Sploo makes creepy noises with his mouth

Ramfuk
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 02, 2014, 05:53:54 pm
ye
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: splooge gook on September 02, 2014, 05:55:31 pm
do it now you jester

do it r ight now

yeah

yeah

i'm waiting

yeah

yeah

yeah

do it

right here

right yeah
yeah reah

reahhh for all the real ganstas

$%
#$$$$$$$$
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Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 02, 2014, 05:58:05 pm
if I give you my cell number will you text me when you wake up and go to sleep?
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: splooge gook on September 02, 2014, 05:59:28 pm
i only love diablo fake weed
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: splooge gook on September 02, 2014, 06:01:00 pm
and you're confusing avatars with bitches gain
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 02, 2014, 06:02:46 pm
you should take a bunch of concerta then smoke a blunt of REAL weed, it's the sketchiest thing of all time, you might kill yourself but I'll take you through it
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: splooge gook on September 02, 2014, 06:05:35 pm
what about starter fluid + heptane + syncans + xanax + high dose amphetamine + alcohol + dxm + my favorite picture book on dinosaurs for all of us to experience
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: splooge gook on September 02, 2014, 06:06:56 pm
what about starter fluid + heptane + syncans + xanax + high dose amphetamine + alcohol + dxm + my favorite picture book on dinosaurs for all of us to experience

i took 1 sip of wine and it all went downhill from there

i also puked, shit,votmited, pissed,bled out, spasmed al and every other body fluid conciebal,e, especially mucus, all over my parents as they wiped me daily on cammand
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: splooge gook on September 02, 2014, 06:07:17 pm
HOW DO I DELETE POSTS
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 02, 2014, 06:13:06 pm
that sounds cool but you should really get some actual drugs

give me all your PIs and I will send some to you. I know you'll love them.

when I was like 17/18 we were all about "candyflipping" which was taking E (usually green strawberries, at least preferably) and acid (usually Mr. Clean, individual heads) and smokin weed and drinkin beers and shit. That was pretty much it, when there was a bunch of people on it it gets kinda weird and destructive sometimes, one time we set fire to one of those little sheds they sell outside home depot and watched it until a girl who wasn't high started yelling that we've gotta go and then we were sad we couldnt drink in there anymore

those were somehow simpler times
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: splooge gook on September 02, 2014, 06:15:01 pm
that sounds cool but you should really get some actual drugs

give me all your PIs and I will send some to you. I know you'll love them.

when I was like 17/18 we were all about "candyflipping" which was taking E (usually green strawberries, at least preferably) and acid (usually Mr. Clean, individual heads) and smokin weed and drinkin beers and shit. That was pretty much it, when there was a bunch of people on it it gets kinda weird and destructive sometimes, one time we set fire to one of those little sheds they sell outside home depot and watched it until a girl who wasn't high started yelling that we've gotta go and then we were sad we couldnt drink in there anymore

those were somehow simpler times

this post makes me love you so much i want to sent you a 3 gallon barrel of a 1:1 blood:semen solution, so give me your PI please
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 02, 2014, 06:20:12 pm
I need some of your pi (blood type) before we go any further
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: splooge gook on September 02, 2014, 06:23:08 pm
I need some of your pi (blood type) before we go any further

what's your astrological sign psuedoscientifically divided by your pyramids (!!!!!!!!) (trigonometry) quotient
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 02, 2014, 06:32:59 pm
I need some of your pi (blood type) before we go any further

what's your astrological sign psuedoscientifically divided by your pyramids (!!!!!!!!) (trigonometry) quotient

1^7!!!!!!!!

ask me a yes or no question and I will answer it based on a number you pick between 1 and 10 and your favorite color
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: splooge gook on September 02, 2014, 06:50:20 pm
I need some of your pi (blood type) before we go any further

what's your astrological sign psuedoscientifically divided by your pyramids (!!!!!!!!) (trigonometry) quotient

1^7!!!!!!!!

ask me a yes or no question and I will answer it based on a number you pick between 1 and 10 and your favorite color

2 and blue


Six dots are marked on a flat surface so that no more than two at a time may be connected by any straight line of whatever length. If a straight line is drawn through each and every pair of dots and extends beyond them any desired distance, what is the maximum number of different points at which these lines may intersect one another?
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 02, 2014, 06:55:32 pm
I need some of your pi (blood type) before we go any further

what's your astrological sign psuedoscientifically divided by your pyramids (!!!!!!!!) (trigonometry) quotient

1^7!!!!!!!!

ask me a yes or no question and I will answer it based on a number you pick between 1 and 10 and your favorite color

2 and blue


Six dots are marked on a flat surface so that no more than two at a time may be connected by any straight line of whatever length. If a straight line is drawn through each and every pair of dots and extends beyond them any desired distance, what is the maximum number of different points at which these lines may intersect one another?

yes
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: splooge gook on September 02, 2014, 06:56:43 pm
I need some of your pi (blood type) before we go any further

what's your astrological sign psuedoscientifically divided by your pyramids (!!!!!!!!) (trigonometry) quotient

1^7!!!!!!!!

ask me a yes or no question and I will answer it based on a number you pick between 1 and 10 and your favorite color

2 and blue


Six dots are marked on a flat surface so that no more than two at a time may be connected by any straight line of whatever length. If a straight line is drawn through each and every pair of dots and extends beyond them any desired distance, what is the maximum number of different points at which these lines may intersect one another?

yes

the correct answer was "no", dumbass

think bout it
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 02, 2014, 07:03:56 pm
I need some of your pi (blood type) before we go any further

what's your astrological sign psuedoscientifically divided by your pyramids (!!!!!!!!) (trigonometry) quotient

1^7!!!!!!!!

ask me a yes or no question and I will answer it based on a number you pick between 1 and 10 and your favorite color

2 and blue


Six dots are marked on a flat surface so that no more than two at a time may be connected by any straight line of whatever length. If a straight line is drawn through each and every pair of dots and extends beyond them any desired distance, what is the maximum number of different points at which these lines may intersect one another?

yes

the correct answer was "no", dumbass

think bout it

yeah, my machine broke, the correct answer was actually "false"
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: mashleshmash on October 21, 2014, 11:29:48 am
Quit feeding this shell of a man.
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: Tiffany on October 21, 2014, 11:35:45 am
unbreakable matter is the coolest person in this thread.
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: mashleshmash on October 21, 2014, 11:37:26 am
Leave this fucking site scum.
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: Tiffany on October 21, 2014, 11:45:58 am
Leave this fucking site scum.

Once upon a time I dismembered your preteen daughter with a chainsaw and consumed her soft supple flesh as an afternoon snack.
Title: Re: a personal address to unstable matter
Post by: mashleshmash on October 21, 2014, 11:47:06 am
I don't and will never have a daughter.