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Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: mmmmmmmQuestions on September 02, 2014, 01:44:46 am

Title: where can I sell my piss balloons?
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on September 02, 2014, 01:44:46 am
all these urine-filled balloons I have for some reason, I need to make a monetary profit from them. halp
Title: Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
Post by: Wealthy Merchant on September 02, 2014, 04:11:41 am
Wow. I'm just trying this site for the first time. I'm gonna miss Zoklet. This blows. I'm depressed :(
Title: Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
Post by: Soso0 on September 02, 2014, 04:21:40 am
all these urine-filled balloons I have for some reason, I need to make a monetary profit from them. halp
I buy tree fidy


Wow. I'm just trying this site for the first time. I'm gonna miss Zoklet. This blows. I'm depressed :(
Yoo. A lot of people already transferred to this site, it's basically the same people plus some new people and a shitty layout that should be getting better over time. Lighten up and have fun man
Title: Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
Post by: Michael Myers on September 02, 2014, 04:33:30 am
I will buy them off of you. How much per balloon and do I have to pay extra if the piss is purer in the other balloon?
Title: Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
Post by: TOMMYJOHN69 on September 02, 2014, 05:09:20 pm
piss in ur own fuckin ballons and make ur own.

if u have heppatitis, they can be considered WMDs
Title: Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 02, 2014, 05:11:49 pm
heppatitis

Where can I get a heap o' titses?
Title: Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
Post by: TOMMYJOHN69 on September 02, 2014, 05:26:10 pm
heppatitis

Where can I get a heap o' titses?
sry, i mean Hepatitis.

U can usually get it from blood contact with an infected person.
Title: Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 02, 2014, 05:31:04 pm
I was just making a stupid pun, I know what hepatitis is heh.
Title: Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
Post by: genki on September 02, 2014, 08:39:36 pm
Let the piss balloon sit for a while (few weeks) before using it.  Fermented piss belongs to the top 10 smelliest stuff I have to put with every day (thanks to idiot who can't flush)
Title: Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
Post by: Mr. Blonde on September 02, 2014, 11:09:10 pm
Wow. I'm just trying this site for the first time. I'm gonna miss Zoklet. This blows. I'm depressed :(

Been lurking on Zoklet for about three months, just to get some ideas, and you were one of the guys there who seemed like he knew his shit.  I hope you stick around.
Title: Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
Post by: Σ on September 02, 2014, 11:18:33 pm
If you dont do drugs you could sell your clean piss to parolee's or people who need jobs but do drugs.
Title: Re: where can I sell my piss balloons?
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on September 03, 2014, 04:17:33 am
If you dont do drugs you could sell your clean piss to parolee's or people who need jobs but do drugs.

Spoiler
I do drugs