The Sanctuary
Carnality => Sex & Affection => Topic started by: sigilofbaphomet1567 on December 11, 2014, 04:54:21 am
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fuck me my ex thinks she pregnant, with my goddamn sperm. I wont know for sure for a week or so ish but fuck guys fuck me
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I know that feel. Has she taken a test yet? When is the last time you had sex with her?
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it was almost exaxtly 2 weeks ago, I was fucked up and accidently half came inside her... now shes late .. and I know that's not definitive but god damn its enough to get my nerves racked up... and shes wanting to wait another week or two and get bloodwork done but I think ima break down and get the bitch a pissstick
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no offense but coming from a guy with a child you sound like a retard, more than likely you don't have a child, why didn't you get that dip stick already?
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none taken, im just not sure how to handle the situation, and honestly I don't want to. but if she is having my kid im not gonna be a worthless non existant dad. I couldn't do that to my blood. and I can barely support myself so if this happens im gonna have to step up my game tenfold
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get an attorney, if she is your ex you're in even more trouble than most guys. but at the same time she's prolly not pregnant, i don't know how old you are , but almost every girl i've dated has claimed to be pregnant, girls are liars.
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that's kinda what im hoping, ill be there when she takes the test and/or gets blood drawn, so ill know what I have to do after that. Shes not and never really was one to bullshit stuff like this, shes not your typical jealous girlfriend bitch, shes smart and usually sensible. but most women are wicked wretches deep down... if she is fucking with me for some reason ill take the witch to salem
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go grab a test from walgreens and make the bitch take it and don't ever sign a birth certificate, you're dragging your feet, thats how I know you aren't really having a child, thank my post when you find out im right
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well she just said something about it today, n its only been 2 weeks since I came in her. we'll see man, n if youre right you will get a thread of appraisal . I just hope youre right though man
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don't worry I will be, I know these things. /thread
how old are you by the way?
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21
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yeah, you sound pretty young. Just tell the bitch to take a dip stick right now.
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Told you God will take it all away.
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hey risir why are you such a faggot?
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thanks kroz, ill do that this weekend, its only been 2 weeks though I didn't think that was long enough
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its been long enough
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its been long enough
just ask her to take one infront of you and if she acts weird she is prolly full of it. hell even after I had my daughter I had another girl tell me she aborted my child... then said oh well it was prolly some other guys... when I asked her where she got the abortion at she rage quitted on me. its all about shock value
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Out of curiosity, why did you break up with her if you don't mind me asking?
BTW, kroz's advice is legit. Have her take a test and be done with it. However... Keep in mind, those tests can be faked.
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Monsanto pwns your sperm. You're both probably so full of GMO's and chemicals that it would take much effort to get her pregnant. In fact you should do it while you can before you become sterile or she gets ovarian cancer.
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And you didn't get her plan-b the next day. Serves you right
Don't worry...its probably some other guys anyway
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And you didn't get her plan-b the next day. Serves you right
Don't worry...its probably some other guys anyway
Me thinks this is something childless ass burgers like to say to other people because the only women they've fucked are backpage prostitutes who made them wear condoms.
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And you didn't get her plan-b the next day. Serves you right
Don't worry...its probably some other guys anyway
lmao this exactly
i remember once I had a pregnancy scare she told me the day after we fucked she "forgot to take the pill" i ran the bitch to cvs and gladly paid the 30 dollars to make sure I ain't having a kid with a dumb slut she even tried not taking the plan b stupid cunt glad we aren't together
my logic 30 dollars vs possibility of paying for a child until they are 18
fuck that...
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And you didn't get her plan-b the next day. Serves you right
Don't worry...its probably some other guys anyway
Me thinks this is something childless ass burgers like to say to other people because the only women they've fucked are backpage prostitutes who made them wear condoms.
lol thats what I was thinking... bill the cat is the last person that should be giving advice about sex unless its about sex with men
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And you didn't get her plan-b the next day. Serves you right
Don't worry...its probably some other guys anyway
lmao this exactly
i remember once I had a pregnancy scare she told me the day after we fucked she "forgot to take the pill" i ran the bitch to cvs and gladly paid the 30 dollars to make sure I ain't having a kid with a dumb slut she even tried not taking the plan b stupid cunt glad we aren't together
my logic 30 dollars vs possibility of paying for a child until they are 18
fuck that...
30 dollars is a good price, here five years ago it cost 45-50
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tell her to flush it
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Out of curiosity, why did you break up with her if you don't mind me asking?
BTW, kroz's advice is legit. Have her take a test and be done with it. However... Keep in mind, those tests can be faked.
how can they be faked? my baby mammer sent me a text with a picture of a positive dipstick, I didn't buy it since so many girls have tried that with me, I demanded she comeover and watch her pissed on it. She was legit though and didn't act weird about it, the only thing she didn't like was how I showed emotion after she proved it to me. she was like "well , so.. what do you think?" "thats all? no reaction?"
I didn't want to feed into the whole baby craziness that runs in her family. my parents were severely dissapointed that I knocked up a lil redneck ho, I guess its good to know my junk works I feel dooped, I was more naive about they ways of the world then.
My theory on why she pulled this was because she was gonna get married but that didn't work out so the next best thing was to have a kid with a better looking guy. It's kinda weird now that I think about it but her boyfriend before she met me and her current one are tall/skinny with dark hair like me, but really ugly/hick. She new that she could never have me the way she wanted to she figured she'd take a peice of me for the rest of my life. she was never my gf, just someone I hung out with after leaving my ex and was drinking my sorrows away. shit sucks man, though I like the lil girl she is cute, but still.
sorry for the rant
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tell her to flush it
surprisingly tons of girls won't do it, i asked her to get rid of it, but she said she didn't believe in that yet she believes in lying about being on birth control and lying about everything to get her way. you can tell she's a shitty person because she quit having sex with me after she found out she was pregnant, mission accomplished
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And you didn't get her plan-b the next day. Serves you right
Don't worry...its probably some other guys anyway
Me thinks this is something childless ass burgers like to say to other people because the only women they've fucked are backpage prostitutes who made them wear condoms.
And you didn't get her plan-b the next day. Serves you right
Don't worry...its probably some other guys anyway
Me thinks this is something childless ass burgers like to say to other people because the only women they've fucked are backpage prostitutes who made them wear condoms.
The only way you would know that is because your mother told you. You should be grateful she doesn't make her clients wear rubbers otherwise you never would have been conceived
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And you didn't get her plan-b the next day. Serves you right
Don't worry...its probably some other guys anyway
lmao this exactly
i remember once I had a pregnancy scare she told me the day after we fucked she "forgot to take the pill" i ran the bitch to cvs and gladly paid the 30 dollars to make sure I ain't having a kid with a dumb slut she even tried not taking the plan b stupid cunt glad we aren't together
my logic 30 dollars vs possibility of paying for a child until they are 18
fuck that...
30 dollars is a good price, here five years ago it cost 45-50
They're $40 here in Florida
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And you didn't get her plan-b the next day. Serves you right
Don't worry...its probably some other guys anyway
Me thinks this is something childless ass burgers like to say to other people because the only women they've fucked are backpage prostitutes who made them wear condoms.
lol thats what I was thinking... bill the cat is the last person that should be giving advice about sex unless its about sex with men
Considering I don't have any oopsie-babies running around, and you do, your theory is flawed
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yeah you don't have any because you don't get laid
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no offense but coming from a guy with a child you sound like a retard, more than likely you don't have a child, why didn't you get that dip stick already?
POSTS LINK TO HIS PHOTOBUCKET WITH PICTURES OF HIS DAUGHTER AND PENIS IN THE SAME ALBUM, ON A SITE FILLED WITH PEDOPHILES
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lol calm down mashelmash, i honestly don't care if anyone see's it
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lol calm down mashelmash, i honestly don't care if anyone see's it
Well, the hobo I gave a half joint to spray a load on your girl's face said he likes her dress and boots but your mustache freaks him out.
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lol, i dont have a girl
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Your little girl.
Pew Pew! Here comes REDACTED.
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lol risir you're a numbnut
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OP I hope she's pregnant so that you end up killing yourself.