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Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: Max Headroom on December 10, 2014, 09:15:07 pm

Title: Faking an earthquake to trigger mass panic/lulz
Post by: Max Headroom on December 10, 2014, 09:15:07 pm
Best idea ever: Buy 4 bass amps, atleast 75w each, position each one in your yard facing outwards, roll up the bass all the way, volume all the way, and play low frequencies, low enough so it's not clearly audible that you're blasting low frequencies, and prepare for mass clusterfuck fiasco

Title: Re: Faking an earthquake to trigger mass panic/lulz
Post by: Saint Hubertus on December 10, 2014, 09:58:52 pm
people wouldn't notice shit
Title: Re: Faking an earthquake to trigger mass panic/lulz
Post by: General Fault on December 10, 2014, 11:36:53 pm
Have you ever been in an earthquake? Nothing you can do with some bass speakers is going to come close to replicating the feeling that the ground under your feet just turned into jello.
Title: Re: Faking an earthquake to trigger mass panic/lulz
Post by: Σ on December 10, 2014, 11:53:51 pm
Here, this plan may actually achieve something:

1. Buy 400 bass amps of at least 75 watts each.
2. Construct 16 groups of 25 amps each rigged to a power cell.
3. Bury these along fault lines
4. Play some dubstep
5. ????????????
6. EARTHQUAKE!!!
Title: Re: Faking an earthquake to trigger mass panic/lulz
Post by: bling bling on December 11, 2014, 06:28:22 pm
y not just use explosives
Title: Re: Faking an earthquake to trigger mass panic/lulz
Post by: General Fault on December 11, 2014, 06:52:14 pm
Explosives set off underground would produce a very noticeable shockwave, and would definitely cause some panic. I've felt both, and explosives do not feel like an earthquake.

Best effect you could produce with a sufficiently large set of speakers would be to stage a large gunfight or explosion. Set off a bunch of smoke in the area to mask what's going on, then start into the sound effects. In a sufficiently crowded situation, people will freak. People in large groups are stupid like cattle.
Title: Re: Faking an earthquake to trigger mass panic/lulz
Post by: bling bling on December 11, 2014, 07:37:13 pm
no put earthquake in the fault line make it go bum
Title: Re: Faking an earthquake to trigger mass panic/lulz
Post by: General Fault on December 11, 2014, 08:27:55 pm
no put earthquake in the fault line make it go bum

Something tell me you don't have enough explosives (or brain cells) to blow your nose, let alone cause a fault to slip.