The Sanctuary

Carnality => Sex & Affection => Topic started by: sigilofbaphomet1567 on December 09, 2014, 02:31:08 am

Title: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: sigilofbaphomet1567 on December 09, 2014, 02:31:08 am
everyone stop being so mean to Arnox, he's not made of mithril or addamant. Hes a nice guy and does a good job at keeping this place a go. He gave me a second chance, and whenever he's talked to me he's been more than nice. I like you arnox and I appreciate what you do for us all with this site. keep it up bro
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: RisiR on December 09, 2014, 02:50:24 am
Why don't you marry him you faggot?
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: Saint Hubertus on December 09, 2014, 02:51:31 am
Inb4 moderation
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: sigilofbaphomet1567 on December 09, 2014, 02:52:27 am
maybe a will marry him AT LWAST HE'LL TREAT ME RIGHT. is anyone on here a goddamn ordained minister
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: RisiR on December 09, 2014, 02:53:51 am
I am.
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: Arnox on December 09, 2014, 02:56:42 am
he's not made of mithril or addamant.

You kind of have to be to administer a site like this.

But... Why was this posted in S&A? Are you trying to tell me something, bby?
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: RisiR on December 09, 2014, 03:00:54 am
Arnox, you are made of jelly like shit. Shit a cum guzzling whore like Zek would produce after actually eating 'paleo' for one week. Soft and squishy but hell do you stink. Ugh....
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: sigilofbaphomet1567 on December 09, 2014, 03:12:41 am
yes, I want you and I to be wed. Arnox, you are my one true love. (on one knee) Marry me boy?
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: sigilofbaphomet1567 on December 09, 2014, 03:13:18 am
fuck you r1sir, Arnox is a cool dude
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: Arnox on December 09, 2014, 04:40:21 am
Marry me boy?

Hm? That's not proper~ *spreads his wings showing his dragonyness*
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: sigilofbaphomet1567 on December 09, 2014, 04:50:02 am
Arnox, will you make me the happiest man on this forum? (on one knee shows ring) marry me Arnox, love of my life.
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: Arnox on December 09, 2014, 05:06:58 am
Arnox, will you make me the happiest man on this forum? (on one knee shows ring) marry me Arnox, love of my life.

I accept. <3

But I get to decide the terms of this marriage.
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: sigilofbaphomet1567 on December 09, 2014, 05:26:36 am
that's fine boo anything you want:) ill make it sanctuary official here soon
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: ghordly on December 09, 2014, 06:36:10 am
What the fuck happened here
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: sigilofbaphomet1567 on December 09, 2014, 06:53:42 am
The love of my life and i forged our love out of Mithril and Gold
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: Arnox on December 09, 2014, 02:53:19 pm
The love of my life and i forged our love out of Mithril and Gold

Mhm~ Now, bby, you must pick a dragon avatar that's suitable to me. If you like, I can pick one out for you.

Remember, I decide the terms of this marriage~ <3
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: aldra on December 09, 2014, 03:08:16 pm
this thread makes me think of this news article: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-19-hospitalized-thousands-evacuated-in-gas-leak-at-rosemont-hotel-20141207-story.html
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: Arnox on December 09, 2014, 03:36:15 pm
this thread makes me think of this news article: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-19-hospitalized-thousands-evacuated-in-gas-leak-at-rosemont-hotel-20141207-story.html

Oh yeah, I read about that. What a horribly planned "attack." I think a 5-year-old thought it up.
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: Slave of the Beast on December 09, 2014, 04:48:56 pm
he's not made of mithril or addamant.

You kind of have to be to administer a site like this.

Addamant? Adamant?

adamant /ˈadəm(ə)nt/

adjective
refusing to be persuaded or to change one's mind.

noun
a legendary rock or mineral to which many properties were attributed, formerly associated with diamond or lodestone.

If being a stubborn stone-headed lump of rock is your objective, Arnox, then you are currently overachieving by some margin.

But... Why was this posted in S&A? Are you trying to tell me something, bby?

He wants to be a mod. Can't you tell when your e-cock is being sucked? Oh, I nearly forgot, you're autistic. NVM. That aside, fuck it, mod him. With a Mormon autist and a transexual faggot already on the staff I think a Satanist adds some kind of perverse balance. Don't tell your parents though, they might try (holy)waterboarding the demons out of you.
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: sigilofbaphomet1567 on December 10, 2014, 12:52:29 am
im not in it to be mod, it would be cool, butttt, Arnny is a cool dude and we love eachother, dickwad., and yes arnox, ill let you pic my dragon avatar<3 send me a link of your choosing
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: baby raper on December 10, 2014, 12:58:28 am
*puts nicotine poison in arnox's shoe and leaves old extracted tobacco in sigil's trash can*
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: sigilofbaphomet1567 on December 10, 2014, 01:00:56 am
no I would never do that to Arny, extract some fenttynal then leave me the old patches so I can get a second pull
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: Arnox on December 10, 2014, 02:43:59 am
Here you go, bby.

(http://i39.servimg.com/u/f39/14/26/98/51/dragon10.jpg)

I also expect weekly lavish praise upon my draconic form and mindless obedience. You know, just the basic stuff.
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: sigilofbaphomet1567 on December 10, 2014, 02:46:22 am
the deed you requested is done, our love is now set in the most precious of stone
Title: Re: Dragons aren't made of Mithril
Post by: sigilofbaphomet1567 on December 10, 2014, 02:48:03 am
but I also request you make a thread professing our love so ppl don't think im just talking big. I want them to know you love me too