The Sanctuary
Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: Daran on December 03, 2014, 01:11:24 am
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Most of us probably do some weird things in dressing rooms at stores, admit it you probably do. Whenever I go to the mall I always make sure I stop at american eagle and here's why. I like their slim fitting tees, they're just the right texture and the material is usually light. I gather up a nice selection and head over to the dressing room, sometimes I'll grab some jeans or a hoody if I sense it'll be a strong one. I squat down and unload my bowels on the floor, usually in the dressing room at the end. Remember those slim fitting tees? They make a perfect toilet paper substitute. When I'm finished and there is a pile of soiled tee shirts on the floor, I then drape a big jacket or a few pairs of jeans over the pile as a courtesy to the next patron.
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I take selfies in my vintage underwear
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*girlfriends underwear*
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*girlfriends underwear*
her underwear wouldn't fit me
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I do this really really crazy thing...lol I call it "trying on clothes" OMFG now that's crazy right?! *sigh* *SMH*
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piss on the clothes and then walk out lol
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I used to lift clothes via the dressing room. I remember back on Zoklet someone making a post about shitting in dressing rooms. I'd walk out really embarrassed and my face would be remembered as shit guy
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Sit and contemplate life.
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*girlfriends underwear*
her underwear wouldn't fit me
nah not with your JOHNSON, bro.