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Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: Prometheus on November 27, 2014, 02:12:41 am

Title: I am DELICOUS
Post by: Prometheus on November 27, 2014, 02:12:41 am
Animals that have bitten me:

The only explanation is that I am one tasty bastard.
Title: Re: I am DELICOUS
Post by: JasonVorhees on November 27, 2014, 02:36:43 am
lol what country you in?
Title: Re: I am DELICOUS
Post by: bling bling on November 27, 2014, 03:31:33 pm
Quote from: JasonVorhees on November 27, 2014, 02:36:43 am
lol what country you in?

africa

gontratz  u now have nigger aids
Title: Re: I am DELICOUS
Post by: Prometheus on November 28, 2014, 07:43:09 am
America, in the midwest. I can see how the kangaroo might be a bit odd in that context though, there was an exotic animal display involved. I was also licked by a fox-nosed bat and a tiger cub that same day.
Title: Re: I am DELICOUS
Post by: equanimity on November 28, 2014, 04:53:13 pm
You must be an animal lover :)
Title: Re: I am DELICOUS
Post by: Arnox on November 28, 2014, 07:20:04 pm
/me shrugs.

I know one person who mosquitoes seem to make a beeline for whenever he comes into any sort of proximity with them. True story. I've seen it happen.
Title: Re: I am DELICOUS
Post by: Slave of the Beast on November 28, 2014, 08:06:00 pm
Quote from: equanimity on November 28, 2014, 04:53:13 pm
You must be an animal lover :)

Sounds like his technique is too rough.
Title: Re: I am DELICOUS
Post by: Prometheus on November 29, 2014, 05:29:47 am
Yeah, I am an animal lover, and they seem pretty fond of me, in general. Except for geese. Geese hate me for some reason. I've had geese spring out of the bushes and attack me on several occasions. (and no, there were no eggs back there). They come at me when I go to the lake too. Or the library. Fucking geese.