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Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: unbreakable matter on November 25, 2014, 12:55:17 am

Title: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: unbreakable matter on November 25, 2014, 12:55:17 am: Fucking christ Arnox how are you so fucking stupid, I bet you don't even know the president or Uraguay is a pot pushing pinko. I bet you've never read James Ellroy either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szlCOx-ji6o

You need to take heed of this songs advice
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: RisiR on November 25, 2014, 01:00:59 am: Uragay. Uraguay. Uruguay.
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: equanimity on November 25, 2014, 01:52:56 am: One time I fell in love with a guy who then decided he'd rather "date" a 14-year old girl he'd never met who lived in Uruguay. Fuckin' pedophiles man.
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: RisiR on November 25, 2014, 01:55:23 am: That's your side of the story.
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: equanimity on November 25, 2014, 02:01:38 am: Quote from: RisiR on November 25, 2014, 01:55:23 am
That's your side of the story.

I talked to her on MSN too and she was a fucking bitch. Called me "crossdresser" and told me to kill myself. A high school kid :roll:
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: RisiR on November 25, 2014, 02:10:10 am: Good girl. :tup:
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 25, 2014, 02:13:43 am: Quote from: equanimity on November 25, 2014, 02:01:38 am
Quote from: RisiR on November 25, 2014, 01:55:23 am
That's your side of the story.

I talked to her on MSN too and she was a fucking bitch. Called me "crossdresser" and told me to kill myself. A high school kid :roll:

you know that means the dude was talkin shit about you to her

they was making fun of you and shit, it probably bonded them closer together
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: RisiR on November 25, 2014, 02:17:30 am: And then his male penis penetrated her female vagina for hours on end at the beach of Uruguay.
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: starvingniglet on November 25, 2014, 02:22:52 am: Quote from: RisiR on November 25, 2014, 02:17:30 am
And then his male penis penetrated her female vagina for hours on end at the beach of Uruguay.

hah

thanks don't work, at all, for me anymore
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: RisiR on November 25, 2014, 02:25:37 am: Yea, it's a total mess. It never worked for me.
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: equanimity on November 25, 2014, 03:05:10 am: Quote from: starvingniglet on November 25, 2014, 02:13:43 am
you know that means the dude was talkin shit about you to her

they was making fun of you and shit, it probably bonded them closer together

No, she felt threatened by me. Kinda makes sense too, considering she didn't even live in the same hemisphere as he and I.
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: starvingniglet on November 25, 2014, 03:12:08 am: Quote from: equanimity on November 25, 2014, 03:05:10 am
Quote from: starvingniglet on November 25, 2014, 02:13:43 am
you know that means the dude was talkin shit about you to her

they was making fun of you and shit, it probably bonded them closer together

No, she felt threatened by me. Kinda makes sense too, considering she didn't even live in the same hemisphere as he and I.

should have drugged some valentines candy and sent her a 'surprise from her sweetheart'

you just weren't thinking of what's important, zek....and that is revenge
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: equanimity on November 25, 2014, 03:14:53 am: Quote from: starvingniglet on November 25, 2014, 03:12:08 am
Quote from: equanimity on November 25, 2014, 03:05:10 am
Quote from: starvingniglet on November 25, 2014, 02:13:43 am
you know that means the dude was talkin shit about you to her

they was making fun of you and shit, it probably bonded them closer together

No, she felt threatened by me. Kinda makes sense too, considering she didn't even live in the same hemisphere as he and I.

should have drugged some valentines candy and sent her a 'surprise from her sweetheart'

you just weren't thinking of what's important, zek....and that is revenge

Revenge isn't my style. I just hurt myself some and fell into heroin addiction.

Showed that bitch :(
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: RisiR on November 25, 2014, 03:17:52 am: Quote from: equanimity on November 25, 2014, 03:05:10 am
Quote from: starvingniglet on November 25, 2014, 02:13:43 am
you know that means the dude was talkin shit about you to her

they was making fun of you and shit, it probably bonded them closer together

No, she felt threatened by me. Kinda makes sense too, considering she didn't even live in the same hemisphere as he and I.
A grown man like you shouldn't be so proud about being a threat to a 14 year old girl's relationship.
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: equanimity on November 25, 2014, 03:19:47 am: Quote from: RisiR on November 25, 2014, 03:17:52 am
Quote from: equanimity on November 25, 2014, 03:05:10 am
Quote from: starvingniglet on November 25, 2014, 02:13:43 am
you know that means the dude was talkin shit about you to her

they was making fun of you and shit, it probably bonded them closer together

No, she felt threatened by me. Kinda makes sense too, considering she didn't even live in the same hemisphere as he and I.
A grown man like you shouldn't be so proud about being a threat to a 14 year old girl's relationship.

Who said I was proud? It was pathetic he left me for a little kid. We were in our early 20s.
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: RisiR on November 25, 2014, 03:20:50 am: Did you sex him with your peen?
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: equanimity on November 25, 2014, 03:23:32 am: shut up risir :roll:
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: constantinople on November 25, 2014, 03:26:12 am: do they have good smack in wyoming?
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: equanimity on November 25, 2014, 03:27:33 am: Quote from: constantinople on November 25, 2014, 03:26:12 am
do they have good smack in wyoming?

Whoa dude PI. But no you gotta go to Denver or Salt Lake heh.
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: constantinople on November 25, 2014, 03:29:10 am: How do junkies walk that far :-\
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: RisiR on November 25, 2014, 03:30:18 am: Fellatio?
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: equanimity on November 25, 2014, 03:31:09 am: Only junkies I knew in Wyoming were white housewives prescribed oxy and fent candies.

Quote from: RisiR on November 25, 2014, 03:30:18 am
Fellatio?

?
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: RisiR on November 25, 2014, 03:32:34 am: Did he suck your dick before leaving you for a real girl?
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Post by: equanimity on November 25, 2014, 03:34:42 am: Real little girl 8)
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Post by: Ragus on November 25, 2014, 03:43:57 am: Ura-GAY (http://i.imgur.com/KgV3MCr.jpg)
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: RisiR on November 25, 2014, 03:49:13 am: Quote from: equanimity on November 25, 2014, 03:34:42 am
Real little girl 8)
Who grew up to be a beautiful real woman.

Isn't that a great happy end?
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: equanimity on November 25, 2014, 04:06:47 am: She's still only 18.
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: Brain surgeon on November 25, 2014, 06:06:24 am: Now it's legal to put things in her butt.
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: bling bling on November 25, 2014, 08:54:52 pm: lol mods getting BTFO in this thread

risr top man
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: bling bling on November 25, 2014, 08:56:04 pm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4an5bT-vY8
Title: Re: I can't tell the geographic difference between paraguay and uraguay
Post by: RisiR on November 26, 2014, 12:14:27 am: Blang Blang!