The Sanctuary
Other => NIMF => Topic started by: unbreakable matter on November 25, 2014, 12:23:11 am
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through being a broke ass
mine just did
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Solar flares all over the place.
Watch Crazymike's blind ass posting in this thread five times a page.
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not blind yet, unfortunately for you fuckers
there is a television on the other side of the wall from my computer, in my bedroom, and when someone turns it on it makes my moniter flicker briefly....thats about as close as it gets for me
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does yo baby mama still watch the real housewives in the afternoon?
Fill me in on the current plot
Atlanta specifically
One of the real housewives of vancouver is literally married to a multimillionaire member of the punjabi mafia who's been charged with murder (not guilty) before
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does yo baby mama still watch the real housewives in the afternoon?
Fill me in on the current plot
Atlanta specifically
One of the real housewives of vancouver is literally married to a multimillionaire member of the punjabi mafia who's been charged with murder (not guilty) before
I pay more attention to the shrieking of macaques at the indianapolis zoo, than I do to that 'show'...sorry, can't really help you with plot developments
it gets old being the only person around here who can afford cable/wi-fi....the stupid shit people come over to watch, I will never understand
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For entertainment type stuff like that I watch world war 2 documentaries, lesbian pornography and general war footage off liveleak.com
sometimes I watch south park, monty python or kids in the hall
other than that I mostly read, listen to music and text for entertainment
I haven't watched non sports or music on tv for probably close to a year
I kinda used to have that same problem but it was drugs, money and cool stuff, not really tv. When I was 18 we had satellite which was kind of a big deal in my area and there was a channel called "punch much" where you'd send a text msg for .25 and vote on a video. Nobody had cell phones and the channel was brand new so it was basically a jukebox for .25 so we'd get girls whose dad got them a phone to vote on videos we wanted.
That is how I came to hate the song "my humps" with a passion. If I hear it it will ruin my day
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kids in the hall
some old shit there
at first I hated 'whitest kids' but there are some funny parts
I grew up on two-channel black and white tv, sometimes three channels if the weather was clear
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You motherfucking piece of shit had to mention the Black Eyed Peas right out of the blue like a fucking asshole. Fuck man. That song was shit.
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kids in the hall
some old shit there
at first I hated 'whitest kids' but there are some funny parts
I grew up on two-channel black and white tv, sometimes three channels if the weather was clear
ya trever the "leader" type guy is pretty talented, he put out an album you can find on youtube and it's kinda funny.
Kids in the hall was kinda some next level shit at the time, it seems extremely canadian to me. When I was a kid I had a friend whose dad worked on the show for a few years. Kids in the hall used to show repeats in the afternoon and back then you could say "shit" and possibly "fuck" on the CBC at that time which seems kinda strange now, so ya, I basically grew up watching that show. Watching it when I got older I could kind of appreciate it more. I like how the gay one (scott thompson) makes fun of gay people and himself for being gay more than anyone. If it was a straight guy doing half the stuff he does people would call it homophobic which is pretty funny.
They were pretty genius, especially the Bruce McCulluh centered scenes. He can't act at all but he can do characters and is a fucking hilarious madman. Like, I remember seeing this scene as a kid and it's not even really funny, it's just really fucked up and crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sON0He2mTC8
Basically more disturbing to me than the silence of the lambs during a comedy show which makes it brilliant
I could really talk about kids in the hall all day
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one day I should go into detail about how I think Mark David Chapman briefly abducted me as a child, and how when I was a bit older I spent time on a farm in bethlehem PA with 'lobster boy' grady stiles's children
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one day I should go into detail about how I think Mark David Chapman briefly abducted me as a child, and how when I was a bit older I spent time on a farm in bethlehem PA with 'lobster boy' grady stiles's children
What the fuck? You should really do that one day.
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I can't even remember the funny kids in the hall sketch I was going to post about, so in lieu of that, I have a hearty 'fuck you' to michael myers
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one day I should go into detail about how I think Mark David Chapman briefly abducted me as a child, and how when I was a bit older I spent time on a farm in bethlehem PA with 'lobster boy' grady stiles's children
is that the carny murder one?
That's kinda tripped out
A buncha weird stuff happened to me as a kid too but never really anything to do with anyone famous. I saw harpo before he was prime minister and I was like 12, he was unguarded and just with an old woman
could have changed canadian history for the better right there
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one day I should go into detail about how I think Mark David Chapman briefly abducted me as a child, and how when I was a bit older I spent time on a farm in bethlehem PA with 'lobster boy' grady stiles's children
What the fuck? You should really do that one day.
I am not 100% sure that it was chapman, plus I was probably around 6 years old so my memory may not be reliable.
I will just try to make it short
My sisters dad was a marine, and he was stationed in honolulu. I have relatives that were born there...not going to get into this PI type stuff, I probably already typed too much. I lived on base there with my family.
One day, a guy in a small car (I recall a hatchback of some sort) pulled over near my house and told me that my mom was really sick, and she sent him to pick me up. I would say this was in the early 1980's, not a lot of 'stranger danger' type warnings, and the story sounded plausible to my young self. I got right in the car with the guy. I remember it pretty clearly. He didn't do anything to me at all physically, he just drove me around along the beachfront and we talked for a while. Then he dropped me off back where he picked me up. Thats it.
As I grew up, I always wondered wtf that whole incident was all about, especially as I got older and learned about pedophiles and child abductions etc. This guy just picked me up, talked to me for a while about small-talk type things, then took me back home. I still remember the view from his car window and his voice.
The reason I think it could have been MDC is because when I was older and I saw pictures of him, he was so familiar, but I didn't know why. Reading more into the john lennon thing, I found facts that put him living a few miles from where I lived at the time, and personal anecdotes about MDC describe him as lonely and enjoying being around children (not in a inb4lock way). When I read this stuff it seemed to make something click in my head and I thought of those old memories immediately....IDK what to think of this
I will do the stiles family one later
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one day I should go into detail about how I think Mark David Chapman briefly abducted me as a child, and how when I was a bit older I spent time on a farm in bethlehem PA with 'lobster boy' grady stiles's children
is that the carny murder one?
That's kinda tripped out
A buncha weird stuff happened to me as a kid too but never really anything to do with anyone famous. I saw harpo before he was prime minister and I was like 12, he was unguarded and just with an old woman
could have changed canadian history for the better right there
heh damn
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That's some real weird shit but a good story nonetheless.
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when I was an adolescent my mom had a friend named barb, who had a farm near bethlehem, PA. barb would often invite us over to hang out at the farm, or camp or whatever.
One weekend when we stayed at the farm all weekend, I was out hanging out with barbs daughter, who was around my age but pretty manly and ugly so I never thought of doing anything sexual with her, though she didn't like me either in that way apparently...I can't even remember the daughters name. The daughter introduced me to some strange acquaintences from down the road. There was another girl, who I can't remember at all, but I have the dim impression that she had the same deformity as grady stiles, exact same deformity. There was a male, too, a year younger than me, with the crab hands as well.
All I really remember is that we all spent most of the day together in the woods and at the farm, it was very surreal, and that the crab hands male preteen was one of the most vulgar and loathsome persons I had ever met. He had crab feet too, and he would make a big show out of stepping on piles of cow shit and moaning in a sexual fashion as the manure squeezed around the toe pinchers. He would also dry-hump trees at random times. I can't even remember much else about that day.
A few years ago I happened to see a short piece on some cable channel about the murder of grady stiles, and it had interviews with his children. There was a male being interviewed that was just about my age, and he had the same deformities. The show talked about how rare that particular form of polydactyly (sp?) was....IDK....no hard facts on any of this stuff, just my memories
edit - I forgot to add that the show also talked about how the stiles family was native to and lived in northwest PA
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Wow, reading that gave me a slight depersonalized feeling.
The crab kid stomping in cow shit is my favorite part.
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Wow, reading that gave me a slight depersonalized feeling.
The crab kid stomping in cow shit is my favorite part.
until I saw the show, it was just another thing that happened to me....when I was 11-ish, I hung around some crab-handed tourette's victim in the PA woods for an afternoon...didn't think much of it, really
life is fucking insane
edit - polydactyly is having too many phalanges, not just two curved ones...didn't know that until I tried to confirm the spelling....sorry heh