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Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: GatewayX on November 22, 2014, 05:58:34 pm

Title: Firebombing Apartment
Post by: GatewayX on November 22, 2014, 05:58:34 pm

MacGyver script

1. Liberate a small propane Mapp gas

2. Get few liters of gasoline

3. Light stove and place Mapp gas about 6 inches away from stove flame

4. Place gasoline 1 meter away from stove

Title: Re: Firebombing Apartment
Post by: Piles of Crack on November 22, 2014, 06:02:39 pm

Better call the fire department I hired an arsonist to set fire to carpet and burn up your entire apartment

Title: Re: Firebombing Apartment
Post by: General Fault on November 24, 2014, 11:31:33 pm

Place cast iron skillet on stove.
Place canister of kerosene in skillet.
Fill remaining space with sugar.
Light stove on high and get the fuck out.

On second thought, don't try that... you might hurt yourself.