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Title: Strangling myself for stress relief
Post by: Ragus on November 21, 2014, 11:50:35 pm
Today I was having sort of an "O.C.D. attack" i'll call it, and I put my hands around my neck and strangled myself a lil bit and it kind of worked!  I got all light headed almost passed out and the stress of what was bothering me momentarily went away.  I think I'm gonna do this more
Title: Re: Strangling myself for stress relief
Post by: JasonVorhees on November 22, 2014, 12:27:18 am
snort some oxys and smoke sum weed that's pretty good for stress I find
Title: Re: Strangling myself for stress relief
Post by: aldra on November 22, 2014, 12:28:39 am
do the david carradine
Title: Re: Strangling myself for stress relief
Post by: Xlite on November 22, 2014, 12:55:38 am
The best stress relief is probably suicide.

Try it, tell us how it goes.
Title: Re: Strangling myself for stress relief
Post by: Ragus on November 22, 2014, 01:00:33 am
Yeah uh...on second though, I don't really like it, I did it just now again and it was a strange unpleasant feeling, not good at all...
Title: Re: Strangling myself for stress relief
Post by: Ragus on November 22, 2014, 01:02:03 am
Gah, it feels pretty bad actually.   :-\
Title: Re: Strangling myself for stress relief
Post by: Xlite on November 22, 2014, 01:11:55 am
Yeah uh...on second though, I don't really like it, I did it just now again and it was a strange unpleasant feeling, not good at all...

Slowly killing yourself by constricting your blood vessels and thereby preventing oxygen supply to the brain is unpleasant?
Wow, someone give this man a medal.

On second thought, you should probably do it again a few times.
Title: Re: Strangling myself for stress relief
Post by: Ragus on November 22, 2014, 01:28:54 am
Ahhhh jesus fuck its like being ripped outta the matrix lmao
Title: Re: Strangling myself for stress relief
Post by: kolokol-1 on November 23, 2014, 04:20:07 pm
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation

They didn't have a seperate page for autoerotic asphyxiation but it's included in there
Title: Re: Strangling myself for stress relief
Post by: starvingniglet on November 23, 2014, 04:29:37 pm
It only really works if you use one hand to choke yourself and the other to repeatedly punch yourself in the face
Title: Re: Strangling myself for stress relief
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 23, 2014, 04:40:32 pm
ha. my buddy and I used to choke each other out in the basement laundry room (ifyouknowwhatimeen)after hearing about it. it was fun the first 5 or 6 times and then I believe we moved on. I remember liking the distinctly peculiar feeling I'd get upon coming to, after being passed out for 5 or 10 seconds. At first as I woke up I'd have no clue where I was or what was going on, and then as my brain put it back together I'd get this surge of happiness. I'd say this was the closest thing to my first true notable drug-like experience. I hadn't even started smoking cigs at that point- I think we were in 6th or 7th grade.

You need to hyperventilate for a good minute or two before you breath in deeply before you cut off the arteries.
Title: Re: Strangling myself for stress relief
Post by: Arnox on November 23, 2014, 04:58:33 pm
Thinking of taking up this new alternative form of stress relief. May also follow it up with setting everything ablaze literally and metaphorically and laughing maniacally while talking about being "ahead of the curve."
Title: Re: Strangling myself for stress relief
Post by: mashleshmash on November 23, 2014, 06:07:47 pm
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Title: Re: Strangling myself for stress relief
Post by: -SpectraL on November 23, 2014, 07:16:23 pm

Take a few codeine instead. It will give you a warm, fuzzy feeling when you're feeling anxiety. You can get generic ones off the shelf.
Title: Re: Strangling myself for stress relief
Post by: starvingniglet on November 23, 2014, 07:21:38 pm
You can get generic ones off the shelf.

yeah in the UK maybe

does canada have otc codeine?  I didn't think it did
Title: Re: Strangling myself for stress relief
Post by: -SpectraL on November 24, 2014, 04:02:38 am
You can get generic ones off the shelf.

yeah in the UK maybe

does canada have otc codeine?  I didn't think it did

Yes, we do.