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Title: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
Post by: Dumpster Slut on November 19, 2014, 12:56:29 am
What I like to do is wait in front of the gym in athletic clothes and wait for fat chicks to walk out. The ones that are the sweatiest are the ones that are single and desperate.


You can thank me later
Title: Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
Post by: aldra on November 19, 2014, 12:57:54 am
I thanked you right now
Title: Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
Post by: Dumpster Slut on November 19, 2014, 01:30:51 am
I met my second wife this way
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Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 19, 2014, 01:57:10 am
Don't forget if you are really ugly you can bring a Big Mac with you
Title: Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
Post by: Dumpster Slut on November 19, 2014, 02:17:40 am
Don't forget if you are really ugly you can bring a Big Mac with you

No that wont work.
Title: Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
Post by: Rocklin on November 19, 2014, 05:26:57 am
moved to SG
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Post by: Soso0 on November 19, 2014, 05:42:08 am
Makes sense, but can anyone confirm this?
Title: Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 19, 2014, 05:50:22 am
I fucked a fat bitch on thirsty thursday, made me regret it in the fuckin worst way
I did it so I could snatch her fuckin purse, hey, but that shit was empty and now I'm thirstay
Title: Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
Post by: IntoxicatedTeen on November 19, 2014, 01:15:04 pm
i can confirm that fat bitches are easy, i mean think about it they dont have a choice but to be that way or else they'll never get any dick.. fortunately a dude like me still gots game so i dont gotta fuck the sweaty ass fat bitches,

EDIT: ive fucked fat girls just to do it, not like overly fat girls, the  best part is you can have sex anywhehre on there body you just gotta mount up.. and remember gents fat women are like mopeds, they are ok to ride, just dont tell your buddies
Title: Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
Post by: Zero on November 19, 2014, 01:58:09 pm
I just get them drunk and rape them.
Title: Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
Post by: komokazi on November 20, 2014, 05:31:59 pm
Just to do it... riiiiight.
Title: Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
Post by: kroz on November 20, 2014, 05:38:22 pm
^^^^ lol  , I like me some fat cunts just because it feels better than skinny girls