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Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: Nigger Nostrils on November 17, 2014, 07:04:25 pm

Title: What happened to my penis?
Post by: Nigger Nostrils on November 17, 2014, 07:04:25 pm

it feels tingly but I don't have to pee
Title: Re: What happened to my penis?
Post by: Arnox on November 17, 2014, 07:29:05 pm
You did it wrong.

OP should be:
"All I know is I banged my penis with a hammer for a while and now it doesn't work. Did it get hurt?"
Title: Re: What happened to my penis?
Post by: Gollumkip on November 17, 2014, 07:30:47 pm
The trick to banging your penis with a hammer is to lay it on a quilt. The quilt will absorb some of the impact and increase pleasure when your dick is rubbing up against the coarse fabric and giving you rugburn with every delicious, exquisite strike of that hammer. Mmmmm....
Title: Re: What happened to my penis?
Post by: Nigger Nostrils on November 17, 2014, 09:28:27 pm

I injected ants into my dickhole with a bbg marinade syringe and now they have to travel through the lemmiwinks cave of mystery.
Title: Re: What happened to my penis?
Post by: Infinltysh0ck on November 17, 2014, 09:38:19 pm

I injected ants into my dickhole with a bbg marinade syringe and now they have to travel through the lemmiwinks cave of mystery.

next time try baby porcupines coated in pepperspray for lube
Title: Re: What happened to my penis?
Post by: Max Headroom on November 18, 2014, 07:42:18 pm
untwist