The Sanctuary
Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: Nigger Nostrils on November 17, 2014, 07:04:25 pm
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it feels tingly but I don't have to pee
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You did it wrong.
OP should be:
"All I know is I banged my penis with a hammer for a while and now it doesn't work. Did it get hurt?"
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The trick to banging your penis with a hammer is to lay it on a quilt. The quilt will absorb some of the impact and increase pleasure when your dick is rubbing up against the coarse fabric and giving you rugburn with every delicious, exquisite strike of that hammer. Mmmmm....
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I injected ants into my dickhole with a bbg marinade syringe and now they have to travel through the lemmiwinks cave of mystery.
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I injected ants into my dickhole with a bbg marinade syringe and now they have to travel through the lemmiwinks cave of mystery.
next time try baby porcupines coated in pepperspray for lube
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untwist