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Title: so say you're walking home from the grocery with your grandma and about halfway
Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 16, 2014, 06:43:09 am
home she turns into a silvery furred gremlin roughly the size of 25 average male abdomens if they were all sort of packed together, and her eyes are furry too, and just as soon as you take this all in, she laughs at you with a hollow smoke filled belchy sort of cackle and an Elephant's Ear floated out granting you half a wish.


WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN DO?
Title: Re: so say you're walking home from the grocery with your grandma and about halfway
Post by: John Smith on November 16, 2014, 07:51:39 am
Well, at least you'd have the interesting type of mental illness rather than the prolonged soul crushing one of others. I think it could actually be an improvement compared to my real life.
Title: Re: so say you're walking home from the grocery with your grandma and about halfway
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 16, 2014, 07:53:34 am
Quote from: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 16, 2014, 06:43:09 am
home she turns into a silvery furred gremlin roughly the size of 25 average male abdomens if they were all sort of packed together, and her eyes are furry too, and just as soon as you take this all in, she laughs at you with a hollow smoke filled belchy sort of cackle and an Elephant's Ear floated out granting you half a wish.


WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN DO?
What the flippin' fuck?
Title: Re: so say you're walking home from the grocery with your grandma and about halfway
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 16, 2014, 08:01:18 am
Stop using drugs
Title: Re: so say you're walking home from the grocery with your grandma and about halfway
Post by: -SpectraL on November 16, 2014, 12:56:50 pm

I would use the half wish to wish for a full wish and hope to hell it's not a monkey's paw scenario.
Title: Re: so say you're walking home from the grocery with your grandma and about halfway
Post by: Billy Herrington on November 16, 2014, 01:05:07 pm
Tooterabyss i partially agree you should never stop going drugs just stop doing then around your grandma who always has Halloween costumes handy
Title: Re: so say you're walking home from the grocery with your grandma and about halfway
Post by: Ragus on November 17, 2014, 08:17:28 pm
Wonder who put salvia in my weed