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Title: Fades are alpha haircuts
Post by: victimthrax on November 16, 2014, 12:49:22 am
All dissenting opinions from bowlcut victims will be disregarded

dreads are pretty sweet too but you have to be at least 40% non white to pull it off
Title: Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 12:52:27 am
What the fuck are fades?
Title: Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
Post by: Tokolosh on November 16, 2014, 12:55:33 am
I rock a fade. Every two weeks I get it topped up. Gotta look fresh you know. What annoys me is that there's only one guy in my whole town who can do it the way I like it. Everyone else ends up making me looking like a Backstreet Boy, goddamn ridiculous. Can't be that fucking hard.
Title: Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
Post by: victimthrax on November 16, 2014, 12:58:46 am
I got a fade yesterday and was literally the only white person in the barbershop except for one nervous looking neckbeard and a pregnant white girl who brought mcdonalds to the barbers

Fades are pretty sweet but tbh your haircut really depends on the person but if you can't rock a fade you're a beta faggot
Title: Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 01:05:47 am
Where I'm from that shit is called a Tyson Cut or Boxerschnitt. 97% wannabe faggots.
Title: Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
Post by: victimthrax on November 16, 2014, 01:08:23 am
Where I'm from there are 3 barbershops within about 30 feet of each other that almost exclusively do fades. Arabs love fades
Title: Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 01:14:16 am
That is true.

Did you ever get your ears burned or your beard cut with a string? Y'know, like, the guy has the string in his mouth and wrapped around his finger and shit's crazy?
Title: Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
Post by: victimthrax on November 16, 2014, 01:22:08 am
That is true.

Did you ever get your ears burned or your beard cut with a string? Y'know, like, the guy has the string in his mouth and wrapped around his finger and shit's crazy?

I don't even know what you're talking about. I know I've never gotten steps in my sideburns though
Title: Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 01:27:33 am
Then your shit ain't Arab enough. Too lazy to look up a video but that shit's crazy.
Title: Re: Fades are alpha haircuts
Post by: kroz on November 17, 2014, 08:13:54 am
I rock a fade