The Sanctuary
Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: WS on November 12, 2014, 02:57:29 pm
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It don't take me no time to make no bond.
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Have fun with probation mah dude
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What did you do?
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I pulled out the plug's driveway, and directly into a McDonalds drive thru.. where I spend most of my time buying Large Sprites.. I'm a fool with this drank.. and ceremoniously cracked the seal on the pint of that drank in a parking spot facing the street, cranked my Southern rap sky high, took a sip and as soon as made the left turn out of the lot a hating ass police officer lit me up. I stashed the PT under the passenger side, pulled over and immediately the cop pointed at my McDonald's cup and asked 'sir, what is this?'
I replied 'a sprite' then he told me to get out of the car and arrested me for possession of dirty sprite.
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I pulled out the plug's driveway, and directly into a McDonalds drive thru.. where I spend most of my time buying Large Sprites.. I'm a fool with this drank.. and ceremoniously cracked the seal on the pint of that drank in a parking spot facing the street, cranked my Southern rap sky high, took a sip and as soon as made the left turn out of the lot a hating ass police officer lit me up. I stashed the PT under the passenger side, pulled over and immediately the cop pointed at my McDonald's cup and asked 'sir, what is this?'
I replied 'a sprite' then he told me to get out of the car and arrested me for possession of dirty sprite.
handled like a busta.
you aint gonna find a piece of me on your plate cause you a busta
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safe as fuckcc
i saw u in fukin zanzis didnt i
ohh man wat hapen on friday clart
ur never gonna believe it man its so unsafe
i got busted for havin teh well known rave drug./...
speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddd innit
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Shoulda said it was grape soda. Your a nigger so it woulda been the perfect story.
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If you were a boss youd chug it before he got to the car. Why did you not do that or. At least try
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If you were a boss youd chug it before he got to the car. Why did you not do that or. At least try
yea I woulda been drinking it while talkin to the pig oh ya and ur plug is bout to get raided.
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I pulled out the plug's driveway, and directly into a McDonalds drive thru.. where I spend most of my time buying Large Sprites.. I'm a fool with this drank.. and ceremoniously cracked the seal on the pint of that drank in a parking spot facing the street, cranked my Southern rap sky high, took a sip and as soon as made the left turn out of the lot a hating ass police officer lit me up. I stashed the PT under the passenger side, pulled over and immediately the cop pointed at my McDonald's cup and asked 'sir, what is this?'
I replied 'a sprite' then he told me to get out of the car and arrested me for possession of dirty sprite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8So1ZsZbNXQ
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and ceremoniously cracked the seal on the pint of that drank in a parking spot facing the street, cranked my Southern rap sky high, took a sip and as soon as made the left turn out of the lot a hating ass police officer lit me up.
You a dumb mother fucker, esse. You know what happens in the movies
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I pulled out the plug's driveway, and directly into a McDonalds drive thru.. where I spend most of my time buying Large Sprites.. I'm a fool with this drank.. and ceremoniously cracked the seal on the pint of that drank in a parking spot facing the street, cranked my Southern rap sky high, took a sip and as soon as made the left turn out of the lot a hating ass police officer lit me up. I stashed the PT under the passenger side, pulled over and immediately the cop pointed at my McDonald's cup and asked 'sir, what is this?'
I replied 'a sprite' then he told me to get out of the car and arrested me for possession of dirty sprite.
now maybe you will stop being a nigger and get a job? first you herp then you durp
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I pulled out the plug's driveway, and directly into a McDonalds drive thru.. where I spend most of my time buying Large Sprites.. I'm a fool with this drank.. and ceremoniously cracked the seal on the pint of that drank in a parking spot facing the street, cranked my Southern rap sky high, took a sip and as soon as made the left turn out of the lot a hating ass police officer lit me up. I stashed the PT under the passenger side, pulled over and immediately the cop pointed at my McDonald's cup and asked 'sir, what is this?'
I replied 'a sprite' then he told me to get out of the car and arrested me for possession of dirty sprite.
now maybe you will stop being a nigger and get a job? first you herp then you durp
get a job like that cop? Fuck that sell lean like the plug
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get a job not being a cop
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You ain't got no job, Doug. Stop projecting.
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get a job not being a cop
fuck that panhandle for life foo. aye did u catch a felony for that shit?
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You ain't got no job, Doug. Stop projecting.
yes I do