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Title: Why do I like girls better when they're dead?
Post by: splooge gook on November 12, 2014, 04:28:56 am
For some reason if I think of any scenario whatsoever, I get more of a warm/fuzzy feeling when I imagine that she's no longer with us.
Title: Re: Why do I like girls better when they're dead?
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 12, 2014, 04:29:38 am
You can revive her bu pouring booze straight into her liver
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Post by: splooge gook on November 12, 2014, 04:35:47 am
Like..
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Post by: bling bling on November 12, 2014, 03:48:37 pm
diana or madalin mcanne
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 12, 2014, 03:52:25 pm
I've always thought that you could just...autistically freak out and murder a bitch, making weird semi sexual moans throughout.
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Post by: splooge gook on November 12, 2014, 04:30:33 pm
IF YOUR 555 THEN IM 666
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 12, 2014, 04:39:54 pm
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD SPLOOS SLIPKNOT COVER?!?
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Post by: manna on November 12, 2014, 06:33:01 pm
I dunno, I don't know you but I'd surmise it'd be due to your androgynous beta factor or something. Women are a means to an end for self actualized MOB menz, there's no point in hating them or really loving them. Their greatest uses are physical, hence their "soul" quotient usually have a negative value and horrible returns to scale. Most are stupid, boring, frustrating, evil etc. etc. etc. ad nauseum but at the same time, when you're feelin it, you're feelin it and busting a genuine nut in a vag can keep you sane in the hour of chaos. This is why "concubine" and "receptacle" are such great words.

 Every man needs a woman behind him and that woman needs to look after his seeds. This is obv a biological fact. You have to accept women for what they are and move on. Hence Muhammad (puh) realized that things were better when women weren't walking around the desert with their goods all hanging out and if they didn't dress like ho's then guys can get more done. This was obv taken to a ridiculous level but you see his point. The valuation standard of women being based on their ACTUAL value rather than their "entitled" (which doesn't even exist) value is the best scenario for mankind. Because, faggotry, is basically why some women act all stupid and shit. This was kind a tangent disregard everything so far

Sploo, you like girls better when they're dead because you accept the fundamentally good thing about them but abhor the shitty things because you haven't figured out how you fit into their paradigm when you should be figuring out how they fit into yours. A dead girl is devoid of the things you dislike about them and make you feel shitty but you don't realize that's basically the sum of their parts. You have to accept it, find one most tolerable and have someone better and more experienced than you teach you how to train a ho. Without that you'll only ever see the dichotomy of annoyinglivinggirl/beautifuldeadgirl

This is not rocket science sploo, just be less of a faggot and things will fall into place
Title: Re: Why do I like girls better when they're dead?
Post by: WS on November 12, 2014, 08:26:58 pm
I noticed that everyone who claims to have game on zoklet really has no fuckin game lol. Just cool ideas they thought of at home.
Title: Re: Why do I like girls better when they're dead?
Post by: splooge gook on November 12, 2014, 09:01:29 pm
I dunno, I don't know you but I'd surmise it'd be due to your androgynous beta factor or something. Women are a means to an end for self actualized MOB menz, there's no point in hating them or really loving them. Their greatest uses are physical, hence their "soul" quotient usually have a negative value and horrible returns to scale. Most are stupid, boring, frustrating, evil etc. etc. etc. ad nauseum but at the same time, when you're feelin it, you're feelin it and busting a genuine nut in a vag can keep you sane in the hour of chaos. This is why "concubine" and "receptacle" are such great words.

 Every man needs a woman behind him and that woman needs to look after his seeds. This is obv a biological fact. You have to accept women for what they are and move on. Hence Muhammad (puh) realized that things were better when women weren't walking around the desert with their goods all hanging out and if they didn't dress like ho's then guys can get more done. This was obv taken to a ridiculous level but you see his point. The valuation standard of women being based on their ACTUAL value rather than their "entitled" (which doesn't even exist) value is the best scenario for mankind. Because, faggotry, is basically why some women act all stupid and shit. This was kind a tangent disregard everything so far

Sploo, you like girls better when they're dead because you accept the fundamentally good thing about them but abhor the shitty things because you haven't figured out how you fit into their paradigm when you should be figuring out how they fit into yours. A dead girl is devoid of the things you dislike about them and make you feel shitty but you don't realize that's basically the sum of their parts. You have to accept it, find one most tolerable and have someone better and more experienced than you teach you how to train a ho. Without that you'll only ever see the dichotomy of annoyinglivinggirl/beautifuldeadgirl

This is not rocket science sploo, just be less of a faggot and things will fall into place

So to sum up your whole tl dr: control issues
Title: Re: Why do I like girls better when they're dead?
Post by: manna on November 12, 2014, 09:03:45 pm
no, I already summed it up with "just be less of a faggot"
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Post by: splooge gook on November 12, 2014, 09:18:00 pm
Let's talk more

I literally think you're a cop, get aquatinted with mash first
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Post by: manna on November 12, 2014, 09:20:38 pm
Mash is a fucking mormon
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Post by: splooge gook on November 12, 2014, 09:24:44 pm
Mash is a creative keyboardist who probably doesn't get the appreciation he deserves for it
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Post by: manna on November 12, 2014, 09:39:23 pm
ok
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Post by: splooge gook on November 12, 2014, 09:40:02 pm
What can YOU even do?
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 12, 2014, 09:42:46 pm
I noticed that everyone who claims to have game on zoklet really has no fuckin game lol. Just cool ideas they thought of at home.

BURGERS
Title: Re: Why do I like girls better when they're dead?
Post by: manna on November 12, 2014, 09:44:40 pm
I don't need to demonstrate my value to 17 year old girls who fantasize about other dead 17 year old girls because they're catty as opposed to kitteny.

Are you trying to decide who'd be a better father?
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 12, 2014, 09:45:16 pm
Sploo would make a great father.  Never touch his children.
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Post by: manna on November 12, 2014, 09:48:15 pm
He's got a narrow urethra though