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Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: Suicidal Fish on November 12, 2014, 04:21:21 am

Title: Funny Santa Stories
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 12, 2014, 04:21:21 am

Maybe a bit early.

But every year you hear about a Santa somewhere fucking up.

So please post any Santa Stories here.

Title: Re: Funny Santa Stories
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 12, 2014, 04:32:21 am

Dont got any cus I always black out at xmas

Title: Re: Funny Santa Stories
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 12, 2014, 04:34:40 am

Quote from: Saint Hubertus on November 12, 2014, 04:32:21 am

Dont got any cus I always black out at xmas

Dress up like a Santa and hey presto you have a story

Title: Re: Funny Santa Stories
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 12, 2014, 04:35:09 am

Actually to make the story more epic abuse some kids too

Title: Re: Funny Santa Stories
Post by: bling bling on November 12, 2014, 03:51:56 pm

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