The Sanctuary
Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: splooge gook on November 11, 2014, 10:07:06 am
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And she was like, in her really nasal Jewish voice, "I'm calling the ambulancccccee" and I was like "ALL WOMEN STICK TOGETHER"
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schplew halp I'm like 3 days sleep deprived over 300mg of focalin which is ritalin x 2 snorted all of them over the course of like 3 days and took a bunch of fucking unisom at like 2am and its 6:31 and I have to go to SCHOOOOOOOOL and fuckin shit its gonna suck ass I got no weed no dxm no syncans just shitty flexerils and clonidines FUCK
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Punch your mother in the face. Now. Videotape it. Upload it.
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Could you punch me over some Cofee?
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Could you fuck suck me over some coffee?
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Punch your mother in the face. Now. Videotape it. Upload it.
I've done it before and honestly probably would beat her up eventually when I get into my rages but she has a deteriorating neck and spinal problem. I beat the living shit out of my worthless spineless dad but also can't really do that anymore because he has alzheimers/dementia early stage and that's just cold but you wanna coffee some mother over punch today?
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1 time i maced my mom with deoderant
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one time i called my mom and cunt and banged my fist on the dinner table
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What's wrong with you people? Worst I've done was talk back and be ungrateful for their kindnesses.
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What's wrong with you people? Worst I've done was talk back and be ungrateful for their kindnesses.
well my mom is a fucking crazy bitch.. and would hit me while making me do chores like a fucking nigger... and try to shove seroquel down my throat.. so i guess thats whats wrong with me.
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schplew halp I'm like 3 days sleep deprived over 300mg of focalin which is ritalin x 2 snorted all of them over the course of like 3 days and took a bunch of fucking unisom at like 2am and its 6:31 and I have to go to SCHOOOOOOOOL and fuckin shit its gonna suck ass I got no weed no dxm no syncans just shitty flexerils and clonidines FUCK
lol how old are you max?
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I still am sort of hesitant to even swear around my mom....when I was a teenager all she had to do was look at us kids, with her terrifying green eyes, and we would be scared into compliance. She is 5' tall and 90 lbs yet a salient memory of my childhood is her beating the shit out of some fat biker bitch in our apartment complex parking lot. Scary, scary woman.
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Hey arnox, would you punch your mother over a cup of ephedra tea?
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What's wrong with you people? Worst I've done was talk back and be ungrateful for their kindnesses.
What you did was far worse than physical assault; when they cry at night it's because you killed their healthy son and replaced him with a mentally ill intersex hybrid.
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If you really want to hurt someone/fuck them over tell them what their alleged friends (or loved ones) say about them behind their back.
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I still am sort of hesitant to even swear around my mom....when I was a teenager all she had to do was look at us kids, with her terrifying green eyes, and we would be scared into compliance. She is 5' tall and 90 lbs yet a salient memory of my childhood is her beating the shit out of some fat biker bitch in our apartment complex parking lot. Scary, scary woman.
mines scary but im not a lil bitch like you crazy mike
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Exactly twice my mother has hit me. Both times, I hit back exactly as hard, and in the same spot. That put a stop to that immediately.
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Exactly twice my mother has hit me. Both times, I hit back exactly as hard, and in the same spot. That put a stop to that immediately.
then why did you have it done twice done to you you numb butt
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The second time was 2 years later. She doesn't have the best memory. Claims the first time never happened. Of course, she's an utter loon, so who knows what the actual story is.
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If you really want to hurt someone/fuck them over tell them what their alleged friends (or loved ones) say about them behind their back.
This is true. I told my mom not even a week ago what her brother said about her. Basically he said she's just a hypochondriac and she's just lazy and knows she can get away with it because her husband is rich, I heard her sob a little in the background(this was on the phone). It wasn't my intention but it hit her deep.
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Y'all mofos need jesus
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Sheeit...moms knows better than to fuck wit mines.