The Sanctuary
Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: baby raper on November 08, 2014, 11:33:37 pm
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Like to make sure the didnt get raped or they arent having sex? Iv been checking bout twice a day with my finger and my hands were dirty once so I used my tounge.
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I check everyday, I even record the sessions and advertise them online to create revenue to buy large quantities of alcohol.
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Im actually gonna go check right now
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dont wake her up
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dont wake her up
oh shes used to it dont worry
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dont wake her up
oh shes used to it dont worry
Good job m8, you have just achived the title of ninja master
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ITT: good parenting?
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ITT: good parenting?
I would like to think so
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ITT: good parenting?
I would like to think so
Yeah its standard parenting for girls...my dad even checked my anal hymen until I was thirteen and im a guy.
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I 2nd my father checked my anal hymen until i was 14 just normal parenting
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ITT: good parenting?
I would like to think so
Yeah its standard parenting for girls...my dad even checked my anal hymen until I was thirteen and im a guy.
Me too, he used to use his Johnson to check my tush. Kind of painful though.
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anal hymen
I just found the perfect name for my AC cover band.
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anal hymen
I just found the perfect name for my AC cover band.
I knew youd like it.
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Die in a grease fire.
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Die in a grease fire.
ur just jealous that u werent smart enough to keep an eye on your kids purity. Ill be checking my daughters flower well through high school.
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UPDATE: tonight i accidentally got a little overzealous during my check and i accidentally busted thru her hymen...i am currently trying to repair it with superglue and a postage stamp.
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daughter no, son yes.
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I don't have a daughter so I will try all yours.
I will try your mothers too.
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I don't have a daughter so I will try all yours.
I will try your mothers too.
why dont you have a daughter? Ever since I bought mine iv been loving life
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Maybe he can't afford one. Wouldn't want to bring the daught collectors around now.
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Maybe he can't afford one. Wouldn't want to bring the daught collectors around now.
haha yeah I guess hed have to steal one then...iv had to go and get a new one here and there over the years cuz they like to escape but my neighbor caught one of em for me and when he gave her back a few days later he suggested that I cut her big toes off so they cant run too good.
.never had a problem again.
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Where my thanks at dog
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Where my thanks at dog
I got u
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anal hymen
I just found the perfect name for my AC cover band.
*claps*
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anal hymen
I just found the perfect name for my AC cover band.
*claps*
its like they never heard of an anal hymen before....
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I don't have a daughter so I will try all yours.
I will try your mothers too.
why dont you have a daughter? Ever since I bought mine iv been loving life
Nah I create them, then abandon them, because I am a man.
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I don't have a daughter so I will try all yours.
I will try your mothers too.
why dont you have a daughter? Ever since I bought mine iv been loving life
Nah I create them, then abandon them, because I am a man.
do you err...use them before abandonment
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I don't have a daughter so I will try all yours.
I will try your mothers too.
why dont you have a daughter? Ever since I bought mine iv been loving life
Nah I create them, then abandon them, because I am a man.
do you err...use them before abandonment
And wait for the 9 months. No Thanks
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yea thats true....i got her hymen all patched up with a commemorative george washington postage stamp and sum superglue good as new.
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yea thats true....i got her hymen all patched up with a commemorative george washington postage stamp and sum superglue good as new.
if youre that concerned about her virginity jam a porcupine up in there.
she'll be a virgin forever...with the added benefit that you can still make use of her asshole.
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yea thats true....i got her hymen all patched up with a commemorative george washington postage stamp and sum superglue good as new.
if youre that concerned about her virginity jam a porcupine up in there.
she'll be a virgin forever...with the added benefit that you can still make use of her asshole.
I put a small cheese grater in there instead. Ill let you know how good it works later.
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Why dont u just fuck her tight pussy?
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Why dont u just fuck her tight pussy?
This
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Because he is not a pervert, he just wants to protect his daughters purity
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Because he is not a pervert, he just wants to protect his daughters purity
this....then all these sickos came outta da woodwork.
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My bad, BABY RAPER.. how could i possibly assume you would be inclined to fuck a kids tight pussay
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My bad, BABY RAPER.. how could i possibly assume you would be inclined to fuck a kids tight pussay
what are you gettin at pal?
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Hey buddy, you can FUCK MY WIFE!
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Hey buddy, you can FUCK MY WIFE!
sorry im a devout Christian I cant let myself fornicate.