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Carnality => Bad Ideas => Topic started by: Billy Herrington on November 08, 2014, 03:40:21 pm

Title: How to expedite getting money back from someone
Post by: Billy Herrington on November 08, 2014, 03:40:21 pm
Now I don't mean to have illegal implications. I just want to know how to get my money back from someone. He owes me a good amount not related to illegal shit. ALL ADVICE WELCOME
Title: Re: How to expedite getting money back from someone
Post by: Suicidal Fish on November 09, 2014, 12:28:47 am
If it is legal use a Debt recovery company
Title: Re: How to expedite getting money back from someone
Post by: starvingniglet on November 09, 2014, 12:31:54 am
Now I don't mean to have illegal implications. I just want to know how to get my money back from someone. He owes me a good amount not related to illegal shit. ALL ADVICE WELCOME

when I don't get paid back, stuff catches on fire
Title: Re: How to expedite getting money back from someone
Post by: Bewbees on November 09, 2014, 12:33:42 am
How much money OP? shit in a condom and fling it in his window
Title: Re: How to expedite getting money back from someone
Post by: Billy Herrington on November 09, 2014, 03:43:40 pm
How much money OP? shit in a condom and fling it in his window

a little over 300 i know it isnt too much but i can get a lot of weed for that and he needs to know im not to be fucked with
Title: Re: How to expedite getting money back from someone
Post by: starvingniglet on November 09, 2014, 03:49:31 pm
Damage something he/she values financially, and make it known that you will keep going, and won't stop until you have cost them 10 times what they owe you.

this works sometimes, unless they are poor and don't give a fuck about their stuff

breaking all their windows out of their house in the wintertime is always hilarious


if they have a pet, threaten it.  If they don't pay, throw a chunk of hamburger with some crushed up lightbulbs in it, into their yard. (I am always paranoid about this, I love my dog)
Title: Re: How to expedite getting money back from someone
Post by: Bewbees on November 09, 2014, 07:36:09 pm
Order a bunch of black widow spiderlings online and hatch them in his garage or mail box
Title: Re: How to expedite getting money back from someone
Post by: starvingniglet on November 09, 2014, 07:39:21 pm
de-rattled rattlesnake in the mailbox, scientology-style
Title: Re: How to expedite getting money back from someone
Post by: Chiefchicken on November 09, 2014, 08:05:43 pm
Baseball bat or a revolver to the knees and elbows is a wonderful solution to any monetary problem
Title: Re: How to expedite getting money back from someone
Post by: Billy Herrington on November 10, 2014, 12:27:20 am
so i know what im gonna do im gonna get a ton of butter melt it and put it on his car handles that way it'll always be slippery and he cant ever open them
Title: Re: How to expedite getting money back from someone
Post by: Bewbees on November 10, 2014, 12:31:15 am
Thats really lame billy, why dont you go buy a ton of crickets and put them in through his window?
Title: Re: How to expedite getting money back from someone
Post by: Billy Herrington on November 10, 2014, 01:11:11 am
at that point should i also buy a bong with his card to him and poop in it?
Title: Re: How to expedite getting money back from someone
Post by: Bewbees on November 10, 2014, 01:14:15 am
no keep the card and watch it, anything he orders online steal or stomp the shit out of it
Title: Re: How to expedite getting money back from someone
Post by: Daran on November 10, 2014, 03:40:57 am
Grind on his mother while he's around.
Title: Re: How to expedite getting money back from someone
Post by: Daran on November 10, 2014, 03:43:22 am
Failing that, kidnap his grandma and demand ransom.
Title: Re: How to expedite getting money back from someone
Post by: -SpectraL on November 10, 2014, 03:54:51 am

Best way is face to face. You walk straight up to him, grab him by the throat, and then tell him he has 48 hours to come up with the bread or he's gonna be in traction for 6 months.