The Sanctuary

Ego => Half Baked => Topic started by: Gollumkip on November 08, 2014, 07:26:52 am

Title: Fuck.
Post by: Gollumkip on November 08, 2014, 07:26:52 am
I don't believe in god but I'm also not an atheist. Well, that's what I used to say. Today jezus came on me in the form of shit. Why shit I do not know I don't pretend to know the almighty ones ways. But- he spoke to me and told me to warn humanity that the end is coming. Tomorrow the world will end. Jupiter will be propelled into the sun by underground volcanoes and it will fuck up our entire galaxy. Only china will survive. Godspeed fellow men.
Title: Re: Fuck.
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 08, 2014, 07:30:00 am
I don't believe in god but I'm also not an atheist. Well, that's what I used to say. Today jezus came on me in the form of shit. Why shit I do not know I don't pretend to know the almighty ones ways. But- he spoke to me and told me to warn humanity that the end is coming. Tomorrow the world will end. Jupiter will be propelled into the sun by underground volcanoes and it will fuck up our entire galaxy. Only china will survive. Godspeed fellow men.
Above post makes no sense.
Title: Re: Fuck.
Post by: mashleshmash on November 08, 2014, 07:38:48 am
my anus or prostate just quivered.
Title: Re: Fuck.
Post by: Gollumkip on November 08, 2014, 07:43:22 am
I don't believe in god but I'm also not an atheist. Well, that's what I used to say. Today jezus came on me in the form of shit. Why shit I do not know I don't pretend to know the almighty ones ways. But- he spoke to me and told me to warn humanity that the end is coming. Tomorrow the world will end. Jupiter will be propelled into the sun by underground volcanoes and it will fuck up our entire galaxy. Only china will survive. Godspeed fellow men.
Above post makes no sense.
I was once like you, unable to make sense of the world around me. I was scared and lonely and anxious until jesus came to me in my shit.  He had blessed me with his holy love though I am merely a prophet, a tool. He lovesus all the same and that is why heis killing all non chinese. They are superior, they are the master race. They will flourish.