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Title: I caught ebola from smoking syncans
Post by: splooge gook on November 07, 2014, 01:14:16 pm
this thread title in hot topics will keep this site still hanging by a thread
Title: Re: I caught ebola from smoking syncans
Post by: splooge gook on November 07, 2014, 01:17:03 pm
ok not really but i did get super constipated
Title: Re: I caught ebola from smoking syncans
Post by: Max Headroom on November 07, 2014, 01:25:58 pm
I haven't taken a shit in like 8 days and lost so much weight to that syncan shit, I took a bloody razor blade shit and I think I have sepsis

haven't coughed up any pleghm but I look like the underside of a tin can on a tuesday in cincinati next to an air jordans box full of ebola

(http://i.imgur.com/DimLTiT.jpg)
Title: Re: I caught ebola from smoking syncans
Post by: splooge gook on November 07, 2014, 01:31:01 pm
you actually look better than you did before. keep on doing it. have you become a minion of the loop yet?
Title: Re: I caught ebola from smoking syncans
Post by: splooge gook on November 07, 2014, 01:32:04 pm
i have the "no eyelids" look now from it too
Title: Re: I caught ebola from smoking syncans
Post by: Max Headroom on November 07, 2014, 01:34:30 pm
well I haven't done syncans in a few days minus a few desperate sock dustmite but I'm getting in the DXM-focalin-piracetam fuck sleep I want to get into the thought loop rabbit whole without bein all anxious and shit, plus my moooooooooooooooom holds on to my focalins and I ask her like 6 times a day and shes all pissed and shit so there's that, I always end up makin her stressed out and feeling like shit after harrasing her for pills and it ruins the rush. U check out my zeltron 3030 dxmusic?
Title: Re: I caught ebola from smoking syncans
Post by: splooge gook on November 07, 2014, 01:40:27 pm
yai know how u feel bro, i've been there, i've done that.l it's an outrage to controlled by an oppressing force that doesn't understand OUR genus (x) to THEIR genuiso (y) and then when u plot it on xy u get parabolas + bell curve + 3 triangles +4 tachos (there used to be 5, but 1 of them got amputated
Title: Re: I caught ebola from smoking syncans
Post by: splooge gook on November 07, 2014, 01:41:27 pm
who wants to guess which one  of tacho's extension cords that i decided to cleave?
Title: Re: I caught ebola from smoking syncans
Post by: splooge gook on November 07, 2014, 01:44:19 pm
if you chop someones penis off its stream blood like a faucet but if you pout mouth over the hole you can soak up all the essence and "conscioiusnemss" of the pllersom