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Ego => Spurious Generalities => Topic started by: BORSH on November 06, 2014, 06:29:04 am

Title: I am now on Google images
Post by: BORSH on November 06, 2014, 06:29:04 am
It has come to my attention that I can now be found on Google images.

A long time ago I made a humorous photograph for a humorous thread on a gun related forum. Someone saved it and posted it elsewhere.

The image of my based self can be found by searching for "dragon dildo launcher" on Google images. You will know when you see it. Its on the first page.

I found this out while looking for an image of some drawing of a gun-like device that shoots dragon dildos. I needed this image for illustration purposes in a discussion I was having.

I do not have the drawing and cannot find it. That said, if anyone on here has the drawing of the dragon dildo launching apparatus, do post it in this thread. Otherwise I'll have no choice but to annex your shit, after which you can Crimea river.
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: Rationahl on November 06, 2014, 02:40:01 pm
Ugh fuck that. Once I noticed I started showing up in google images I deleted my Facebook and all that shit
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: easyscooby on November 06, 2014, 03:04:35 pm
There are pictures of teenage me on sports teams on google. Bleh
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: helladamnleet on November 06, 2014, 06:53:11 pm
I almost like the idea of there being pictures of me out there. If I die people can still see what I looked like as easily as seeing a picture of Hitler.
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: Lanny on November 06, 2014, 07:08:41 pm
Thanks a lot OP, you just made me google "dragon dildo launcher" at work. IT is gonna have some choice words for me now.
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: Lanny on November 06, 2014, 07:09:17 pm
Ugh fuck that. Once I noticed I started showing up in google images I deleted my Facebook and all that shit

Google doesn't index facebook pictures.
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: Slave of the Beast on November 06, 2014, 07:19:18 pm
Thanks a lot OP, you just made me google "dragon dildo launcher" at work. IT is gonna have some choice words for me now.

'You're showing signs of improvement but there's still a long way to go.'?

Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: Lanny on November 06, 2014, 07:22:25 pm
More like "I can get you chinese knockoff dildos on the cheap"
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: Max Headroom on November 06, 2014, 07:34:36 pm
I've always had paranoia of me showing up on google images since I was like 7 years old. Like with a dale gribble type fear. So far it has been pretty low key with my name and all but sometimes when going to sleep at night I wonder "what if someone sees me on google images and tracks that to my face/username/crime and gets me in the data system system monitor keyboard data data apocalypse"
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: Lanny on November 06, 2014, 07:48:02 pm
"data system system monitor keyboard data data apocalypse"
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: Umbrella Corp on November 06, 2014, 08:40:19 pm
My internet paranoia is un paralleled.  Been using the net since like 1999 but never once used my real name to sign up for anything other than ebay and paypal, and those I used specific email addys for that werent connected to anything else. 

I have a friend whose mugshot pops up in google.  Oddly enough we were arrested at the same time, but my mugshot doesn't show up..
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: Max Headroom on November 06, 2014, 08:43:32 pm
yeah its all about metadata, like you can sign up for accounts and make your shyt all private just dont be posting pictures in like a forum and talk about real names and stuff, don't give the system keywords always redirect it to something random use fake name and shyt, and if I got arrested personally due to my paranoia I'd remove every profile and fake my death considering I have no IRL friends that would care and shit. Gotta obliterate your digital footprint by blowing it up with a landmine to oblivion
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: mark311 on November 06, 2014, 10:34:31 pm
Don't feel bad I'm on there too just type in zoklet mark or zoklet mark311xtc

You can type in almost any zoklet members name and get their pics
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: Slave of the Beast on November 06, 2014, 10:43:37 pm
Do feel bad I'm on there too just type in zoklet mark or zoklet mark311xtc

You can type in almost any zoklet members name and get their pics

I typed 'Slave of the Beast' into Google Images and got Harry from One Direction and werewolf porn.

I am not impressed.
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: mark311 on November 06, 2014, 10:45:41 pm
Do feel bad I'm on there too just type in zoklet mark or zoklet mark311xtc

You can type in almost any zoklet members name and get their pics

I typed 'Slave of the Beast' into Google Images and got Harry from One Direction and werewolf porn.

I am not impressed.

I actually got a good LOL out of my pics lol
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: Slave of the Beast on November 06, 2014, 11:23:19 pm
Do feel bad I'm on there too just type in zoklet mark or zoklet mark311xtc

You can type in almost any zoklet members name and get their pics

I typed 'Slave of the Beast' into Google Images and got Harry from One Direction and werewolf porn.

I am not impressed.

I actually got a good LOL out of my pics lol

Just checked your name.

Those aren't pleasant mental images to be going to bed with...
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: mark311 on November 06, 2014, 11:24:43 pm
Do feel bad I'm on there too just type in zoklet mark or zoklet mark311xtc

You can type in almost any zoklet members name and get their pics

I typed 'Slave of the Beast' into Google Images and got Harry from One Direction and werewolf porn.

I am not impressed.

I actually got a good LOL out of my pics lol

Just checked your name.

Those aren't pleasant mental images to be going to bed with...

LMAO Ahahahahaha
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: Lanny on November 07, 2014, 02:49:24 am
Don't feel bad I'm on there too just type in zoklet mark or zoklet mark311xtc

You can type in almost any zoklet members name and get their pics

Just googled my handle and zoklet and this was the first result lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfqIu_5r6t4

Totally forgot about this. Good laugh.
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: aldra on November 07, 2014, 02:59:08 am
(http://i59.tinypic.com/s4swlg.jpg)

lol, what
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: constantinople on November 07, 2014, 03:15:37 am
Don't feel bad I'm on there too just type in zoklet mark or zoklet mark311xtc

You can type in almost any zoklet members name and get their pics

Just googled my handle and zoklet and this was the first result lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfqIu_5r6t4

Totally forgot about this. Good laugh.


JNelson was a fantastic alt-account. Whoever did all those videos sure has a beautiful farm.
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: BORSH on November 08, 2014, 03:41:46 am
(http://i.imgur.com/OBc8TZz.jpg)

I guess someone years ago thought that it was funny and saved it. Its also the logo of some steam group, but with a dragon dildo shoopd on the rifle.

What the fuck man .
Title: Re: I am now on Google images
Post by: Enter on November 08, 2014, 04:43:11 am
I found this out while looking for an image of some drawing of a gun-like device that shoots dragon dildos.

You should have asked Arnox for one.